Damn you for making me chuckle....

Sorry...I am 6 foot 6 inches with a fat ass. I NEED to stand up, regardless of seating position or how stupid I look.

Definite MMA MILF

What? You neber heard of TV Dinners? Microwave dinners that, once microwaved, activated tv transmission equipment? Thats how Hoover spyed on the Kennedys, before they ran out of pork sausage, prompting the Bay of Pigs invasion. This was just after Kaisr Wilhelmm hired the Wright Brothers to bomb the Continental…

You can’t hug your cats with nuclear arms....

That can backfire, though. I wore my Patriots hardhat in Baltimore for work, once, and was harassed by SO. MANY. PEOPLE. Granted, I should have expected it, but still....

I ma a huge Pats/Sox/ and Bruins fan myself, but I HATE wearing the championship gear. It just feels tacky and unneeded. I like wearing the simple stuff, the stuff that is worn and dirty.

My girlfriend lives near Roosevelt. I drive a big, red truck. I am too scared to go anywhere near Roosevelt.

1-Thought the same thing

I’m just going to leave this here....

So, there’s an opening on JALOPNIK?

If there is no JR commentary, it didnt happen.

The monster will be an electric fish, otherwise known as....Charged Cod...

You get a star for the picture of the good Colonel

The Browns SHOULD just call themselves The Aristocrats....

He’s ONLY a mathmetician; its not like he knows what REAL numbers mean; only imaginary ones

Dont jinx it....

Ram Truck driver here.

Wors Us Flagged Vessel incident. The SS MARINE ELECTRIC went down with most or all hands in 80 or 81.

this...this is wonderfully thought out