THAT is some Russian Flopping Training right there....

I don't do my own maintenance out of pure, abject, irrational fear.

The next day, I made a to-do list. In the morning, I would work. And in the afternoon, I would drive out to Camden, New Jersey (motto: Get down!), to purchase a used Chrysler PT Cruiser.

I wear a bow tie instead of a neck tie. Reason: a bow tie is a strip of cloth tied in a quick release knot that can be untied with one hand and applied as a tourniquet in case of disaster. Fashionable and practical.

What do you mean, "those people"?:(

Stay Classy, East Carolina....

I prefer Jim's on South

Fuckin' A......

My Norwegian grandfather taught me Uff-Da....politely, it is what is said when spilling scalding hot liquid in your lap....This is a Post Uff-Da situation.

I never played a video game so voraciously as much as I do Borderlands. The Random Gun/item Generating algorithm cracks me up.

What car will my Dodge friend buy?

Certain ideas are better in the book

I thought this was a joke...UNTIL THAT LAST SHOT OF HIM TAKING A PICTURE

The Tucker Torpedo

I live over in Camden, and absolutely REFUSE to drive in Philly if I can...not because of the roads, but just by the amount of sideswipe evidence I see on the streets.

SUPER TROOPER COS-PLAY!!

Being from MA myself, I STARTED drinking beer with Sammy A

Dumb question...why wouldn't it be the Challenger Hellcat?

See, on one level, I LIKE that truck; it looks like a Happy Meal toy from the '90s. On the other hand, there is just so much going on, like a Michael bay movie on fast forward.....

As a Patriots fan, I must sadly endorse your comment...