Her showing up in every other skit in her dress was killing me! She is hilarious and her timing is spot-on.

Fixed that for you.

Would Donald Trump be thoughtful enough to order something for an aide? Of course not. He eats like a greedy 9 year-old.

I hope Ron Howard does direct. Especially since that means we get Clint Howard as Brian May. Trust me. Once you see him in the wig, you’ll know it was the right choice.

Oh, now he finds his balls. Come on.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

“I would like the cocktail sauce without horseradish or Tabasco.

If you are the type of person who considers Taylor Swift a bad bitch, then I guess you also think sour cream is spicy.

As an alumnus of Beverly Hills High, I can assure you that plenty of my classmates - including the children of the most well known celebrities - went into those mundane professions.

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

I hope she took the dog.

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