I think you mean...unpresidented.

I simultaneously support your moral and entertainment choices and never, ever want to visit your house.

no i’m saying i don’t really want to speculate about when someone lost their virginity so i just went with 24.

I find your research intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Congratulations Alabama!

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest:

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

DAMMIT MAN I’M EATING

“the hateful baked-pickle-and-pimento loaf”

In emerging and new democracies, the US sends election observers to make sure the ruling party is playing nice and that free and fair elections are taking place.

“Wishing all of those celebrating #Hanukkaharound the world a happy and healthy eight nights in the company of those they love.”

“Bannon worked to create a counter-narrative that ultimately would change many Republicans’ perception of the scandal. A former filmmaker, he’s long been captivated by the propaganda films of Leni Riefenstahl”