“Inside a few weeks I’ll be running this circus. Just keep watching, Finger. Keep. Watching...”

I can’t help seeing this while reading about the Alabama churchgoers supporting Roy Moore...

Meghan was on Nick News as a kids. I used to watch that whenever it was on.

So Jimmy Kimmel sent an employee down here to Theodore for Roy Moore’s fundraising thing last night. He was kicked out after heckling Moore, which I thought was hilarious, but the locals are piiiiisssed. They’re like “He disrespected a CHURCH! This is the worst thing to ever happen, ever!” The irony of their standing…

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It’s all part of the same entitled mentality.

Rachel Maddow said that night that NBC believed that he was in breach of contract, so he wouldn’t get paid.

I heard he spent yesterday driving to his 16 year old son’s prep school to be with him when the story broke and my immediate read of this line was that he was apologizing not to his actual victims, but to his son for embarrassing and hurting him.

There are no words to express my sorrow and regret for the pain I have caused others by words and actions. To the people I have hurt, I am truly sorry.

Not much past the age of 14. Dude’s that say it a lot past that age ain’t got no game and are generally douchebags.

Apparently, in the time of Jean-Jacques Rousseau, there were terrible rumours about that he had fathered children out of wedlock, and abandoned them and their mothers to their dismal fates. And yet, no evidence of these children or their mothers has ever been found — in a time in which meticulous records were kept. A…

I learn so much from Kinja I sweaterGod.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

It sounds like rhubarb pie might’ve been involved.

Awwww FFS, this sucks but let’s lance the boil and get rid of all the scum.

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

good. Nowbegone

I think Moore’s actual campaign van looks like this:

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.