When I was 19, everything I did was stupid. I skipped class. I smoked Marlboro 27s. I snuck rum into a children’s…
Charles has had enough of your nonsense, and will pull this car over, if he has to.
Sure, there’s the National Dog Show. But let’s be honest. You, dear Deadspin reader, probably also have a dog. And…
I try really hard not to experience schadenfreude whenever my male colleagues experience any facet of what women face regularly, but every time we go to a less-enlightened portion of the world, at least one of them is hard core propositioned in the over-designed bathroom of a ruthlessly opulent restaurant/hotel. Also,…
I’m really just waiting for Saudi Arabia to come out as gay.
(I didn’t watch the full clip, but based on Rich’s descriptions) this seems like a pretty perfect response.
But...but those aren’t science, “they’re just formulas”...formulas that came out of the air by spontaneous generation.
On the bright side, some limo driver is going to get more work.
The center is hollow and filled with nougaty goodness. Mmmm. Nougat.
Great. Do it. Bye Felicia.
Oh he ded.
Your first sentence is gold.
What if one of these gropey grabby shitheads got ahead of the game? Came out before their accusers outed their actions and said “You know, I’ve done some terrible things to women in my past. I’ve _______(fill in the blank, some choices: groped, grabbed, forcibly kissed, pinned, tricked, drugged, dragged, raped) women…