Meanwhile everyone else looks at him and sees the love child of Elmer Fudd and Aunt Pitty Pat.

Interesting but I would definitely need some verification before I bought into that.

Oh thank christ. I saw the phrase “36 Women” and the picture of Franken and immediately assumed the worst.

Regarding Reese Pieces: they don’t have those everywhere in the UK?

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

I can’t inagine Ted Cruz as a sex offender. He seems like more the time to drill into someone’s skull to suck out their brains using one of his many, many multi-functional tubelike appendages. The thought of sexually assaulting a human might be as strange to him as the thought of sexually assaulting a glass of orange…

If only these repressed bean bag chairs in khakis would live the lives they try to deprive others of.

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

That is the truth.

Go ahead and mock it all you want, but those of who saw the Bowling Green massacre happen will never forget the horror of that day:

“I am personally devastated by the news that Anthony Scaramucci is not, in fact, publishing a “tell-all” book.”

GQ went to Bowling Green and didn’t even stop to pay tribute to the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre! Fucking liberal media.

Meanwhile Marshawn Lynch is somewhere not giving a f*ck what Donald Trump thinks about him.

God Bless Texas Women.

Read this headline as David Attenborough. “A group of male executives is milling around the fallen Weinstein Co. But, what’s this? In the underbrush, a surprise woman has found the kill.”

So “Deaded” is a verb now?
#themoreyoushouldn’tknow