OMG they are. They have incredibly gentle little hands that are super soft - like softer than the hands of human babies - and, in my unique anecdotal experience, they only ever used their claws to climb and manipulate objects. They have an astoundingly broad range of “personalities” but some of them are total…

Lil’ Idiot looks just like my Pancakes. I volunteer at a rescue for baby ‘coons and Pancakes was my ‘coon bae for the summer. He was VERY doughy and liked to make castles out of dog food and grapes. He had huge paws and used to incessantly pat my face and coo while I snuggled him. I miss Pancakes (more than Waffles).

Why bother when A Friend Called 5 is so reliable :)

Never Forget:

I think part of the problem is that people constantly misuse the more well-known term PTSD when what they really mean is PTS - Post Traumatic Stress - or more accurately classified: Acute Stress Reaction (ASR, which can develop into PTSD if left untreated).

Mapping the Megyn Kelly Sartorial Genome - 9/25/17-11/02/17

Never Forget:

“You’re not in the gay community, you’re in the creep community! Go celebrate creep pride and throw a little creep parade.”

I grew up in a county in Alabama which had/has the most churches per capital in the state. I was a fundamentalist evangelical Christian as a teen, surely a tedious bore even to my religious classmates, and a general pain in the ass to everyone around me. I policed the actions of my entire family, and my only friends…

Which type of “merit” are they basing it on? Potential for Trophy wifeness?

Well, she is exceedingly hateable...so there is always that. I can read her stupid blather typed out by a sweetheart like Bobby, but listening to her voice nearly ends me. Sort of like her arch-enemy who kicked her out of her seat in the propaganda wing of the fascist party.

What’s amazing is how the argument works both ways. She’s lying because she tried to shake him down for money! She’s lying because she never asked for any money!

- Jesus Tap-dancing Christ.

“I have represented Mr. Ratner for two decades, and no woman has ever made a claim against him for sexual misconduct or sexual harassment,” he wrote.

Hey buddy, why the long face?

Never Forget:

Generic Life advice:

We only got one season of Cupid out of him. His usefulness to me has ended.

Purrrrrfect.