Some joke about House of Cards collapsing.

If they rewrite the balance of the final season so Claire has Francis killed and assumes power - THAT WOULD ACTUALLY COMPORT WITH THE SOURCE MATERIAL! Let Robin Wright carry the season (she’s been the real standout anyway, but this is the way the original story goes)

His face looks like a mask of what a human face should look like to me. It’s odd. Jenny from the Block, just gets more beautiful and oddly ageless.

No! No photos of Obama on the floor holding a baby. I have to go into an office today and don’t want to break down in tears at this ridiculous meeting I’ve been called into. Although to be fair in this company everyone loathes Trump (except the owners, of course, who pinch every penny until it cries) and when I went…

No. Go away with these photos. I’m even sadder now.

T-Rex: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on the White House lawn. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

I don’t care if she has bathtubs filled with coke, Harvey still shouldn’t rape people.

Why would a warrant be issued at all? I’m sure you can go to Virginia and find all sorts of crime that people wished was solved and pursued. Here is an alleged “trace” of narcotics on luggage...which has passed through all sorts of hands and storage...if it is indeed even her item at all. You can’t get a cop to pursue…

You know why

The Barf Bag doesn’t do weekend tweets, so:

Wow! I would have never pegged my story for one of the best, but thank you so much capturing my traumatic experience so perfectly! I seriously can’t believe you did this!

Wow, who’d of thought someone with zero political experience, a genetic predisposition to early onset alzheimer’s, and profoundly stupid would be so fucking bad at his job?

In July, the president announced on Twitter that he would reinstate a ban preventing transgender people from serving openly in the military

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

This is what makes me most concerned about him being impeached or resigning, tho. Mike Pence is at least as bad, and a lot more effective at getting his hatred into legislation. Trump, monster-baby though he may be, is at least too incompetent to get his horrible ideas into effect.

Thirty-six? She might be aging out for Daddy right about now.

Some people are evasive because they want to hide what they are really thinking.

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.

There are still not enough