Just the other day my brother said that auctioneering is rap for white people. These beats prove it.

I desperately want to post this in its entirety on social media. I actually know a few folks who’ve advertised that they plan to vote for the cheeto-dusted bloviator. I think they would miss the humor.

If I’d watched that scene out of context I would have been laughing more, thinking ‘wow, that’s some real good awkward right there...’. In context however, the percentage of acting/not acting is a tough call.

just followed you. always find your posts amusing/refreshing...

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That is what I was thinking as well. His ego is driving the bus now and if he doesn’t acknowledge the near impossibility of his nomination he could very well pull a repeat of what Nader did.

Either they are training an intern in the kitchen or it was a dare from the BOH. How batshit crazy can we make a “dessert” that a customer would still eat?

Mozel Tov! I tried college for a year. Used to tell people it wasn’t my bag when in reality I had undiagnosed discalculia. 3 yrs ago I started going “back” to college through my university’s online program. I am in my middle 40's and have been a straight A student as well.

I got back on the treadmill about an hour ago for the first time in like 6 months. 30 min!

I have friends that I know. However, we rarely get together. Last time all of us rallied (4 total including myself) was last Christmas/NY. Does that qualify?

I hung out with my brother and his family. His MIL (I have no idea what that makes us to each other, btw) is in town for the summer and it was her birthday. Watched the Copa America and had 3 milk cake for dessert.

Based on his reaction, it seems to me that journalists and the media are THIS CLOSE to cracking the code that knocks Drumpf off his game. Once they do, just keep pokin the bear until he can’t take it anymore.

Just sent an email

Followed you ~5 min ago....

I watch Jeopardy on the regular so it’s not hard to spot edits. Boy howdy were there edits last night! And I thought Coop had been a previous champ, so the over/under was looking good for him.

I made the Dean’s List for school. 2nd time too. And this coming from a kid who hated the hell out of school. I’d like to rock some nerdy swag when I walk the stage next year.

In the interview with (I guess?) a C-Span correspondent, Wilmore said something to the effect that he doesn’t take direct hits at people. His jokes are more sideways or something like that. Seems to me he took all direct hits last night.

This is what is right and good with the world.

No surprise there considering he made his campaign announcement in front of a crowd of supporters...err mandatory attendance students at Liberty University.

Apropos of nothing, how do you pronounce your avatar name? Is it Skwar? Or Skar?