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I don’t make anywhere near the 15M Ripa makes, but will Plugra European style salted butter do?

I wondered if she was having a previous spouse’s name removed.

Yeah I was thinking he meant babies as in young children instead of babies as in from a parent’s point of view ‘my babies’ regardless of age.

Hold on a tick...he’s got a son with Vanessa Marcil. So that makes 4.

So all the douche-canoes in the entertainment industry who believe in the vax=autism malarky consider themselves woke. Even in the face of compelling evidence to the contrary do you really think they (or anyone for that matter) would be willing to walk back what they said for fear of looking like idiots in the first

All caps is really contextual though. Social media, blogs, texting, etc., yeah YOU’RE YELLING. Weather information, be it for public consumption or professional flyer types who use it to help plot a flight plan, all caps just makes a forecast doc easier to read.

When my mom passed away last year, we had an open casket reception and closed casket for the ceremony. Since there were no pallbearers, the casket preceeded us graveside. I noticed the hinge screws (which were on the outside) were on the opposite side, meaning they had placed her casket with her feet at the headstone

OMG! I hear ya. Two of my group projects were for online courses. I always felt like at least you could give serious stink-eye in person to the slackers. And either it made them contribute or at least it made you feel better. But online? Oh hell no! At least the professors were cool enough to count the work separately

What, pray tell is that bandage lookin’ thing across the bridge of his nose? Echoes of Michael Jackson...

What in the ever-lovin-fuck is this?! I had to go GTS just to educate myself on gomi. I should be working on a critical thinking essay and I’ve spent the last hour plus catching up on the fuckery.

Let’s do the Oscar math shall we?

I always wonder when there is a xwind landing, what the folks who are sitting on the side that sees more of the runway than they normally would, are thinking. “Hey, I can see down the runway.” beat...”I shouldn’t be able to see down the runway...”

All the stars to you today!!

One of the most stressful a/r’s I ever had was over the Indian Ocean at night in moderate turbulence. It was against a B-1. I was qualified to refuel that rcvr type, but this was the first against the Bone.

He went for the victory arms-raised hands clasped maneuver but underestimated how long Obama’s arm was. He was committed so fuck the awkward! Soy Presidente!!

I’ve attended numerous weddings, and been a bridesmaid in a grand total of....1. I had flown all the way from Hawaii (where I lived at the time) to Michigan. So cost-wise we’re talking airline, dress, shoes, hotel room, hair/makeup, etc. day of. Now, I could afford those expenses but the beef comes from never seeing,

Slightly off-topic, but related because of Bruce Dickinson, and 100% certified true story. Back in 2004/2005 Bruce was filming the Flying Heavy Metal show for the Discovery Channel and filmed an episode with a tanker crew from RAF Mildenhall. We heard he was coming to the Sq that morning, and one of the pilots who

I like this story for 3 reasons: 1)I was a tanker crewmember stationed at RAF Mildenhall; 2) I went TDY to Bodo; 3)it’s the SR-71...’nuff said