Beloved snack critic Mike Fahey reports that the cereal is basically just a Lucky Charms rip off.

My cousin is an absolute monster at Coup, because they constantly build up the illusion that they’re lying badly only for them to have been telling the truth the whole time. The only time I’ve ever heard them bluff was - no joke - exchanging an assassin and claiming it was an ambassador. The purpose of this move I do…

Weird, I actually have an aunt named Jean who I tried to get into Coup this year. She wasn’t a fan, but me and my cousins had a great time wasting several hours playing that and Monopoly Here and Now.

On topic - how the hell does almost every species speak common? Why doesn’t R2D2 speak common? What benefit would programming a droid that speaks exclusively in droid have? Why is it that each species that doesn’t speak common only speaks one language? There’s no one “human” language, why would there be the one “jawa”…

If you don’t know anything about the manga or anime and you’re fine with sitting through a couple hours of Nat Wolff wildly flipping through emotions with nearly no transition state whatsoever (seriously, those facial expressions were my favorite part of the movie just for how awful they were), it’s a decently fun…

Probably because her fans try to pass it off as a cute quirk or something.

Huh. I thought it would be about her plagiarism or the fact that she’s made out with fourteen-year olds and then joked about how she was going to be arrested for pedophilia.

Pretty sure it’s an analogy - like, “Hey, you like speaking Japanese, come translate for us for free” translates to “Hey, you’re a journalist, come do my kid’s homework.”

I can’t wait to see you get this one delayed, JASON.

I’m not kidding when I say my first home console was the Switch. First dedicated handheld? The 2DS. Guess I’m just a Nintendo guy.

With how many times it’s been adapted, why would I want to go see a movie with the greatest bragging rights being “look, it’s just like that movie you’ve already seen and probably prefer”?

Trying to get a piece of the Polygon gameplay overview cake? Respectable, but unless you can match the McElroys I’d stick to mastering the web publication game.

I don’t understand how people can say it won’t outsell the Wii U...

Two things: Peach wasn’t that great in US SMB2. She could float but Luigi could do a toned down version of her float AND jump higher which is vastly more practical than the float. Also, Waluigi is like the best Mario character.

How did To The Moon miss that crying award? Also, Skyrim is 5 years old and already shows its age without mods. How did that ever win Test of Time?

What was the highlight of 2016 - the one thing that made the whole thing survivable where it otherwise wouldn’t be?

Earlier today, I bought the new Five Nights at Freddy’s and, admittedly, I’m really enjoying it. I imagine that little guilty pleasure will take up a good chunk of my weekend.

This was unexpected. I joined Team Instinct because I liked Spark the best, and I’ve always talked about how much I hate Valor, but... god damn I love Candela’s design. Given the option I would gladly switch to Valor now.

Never. Because it is that good.