Jesus Buttfucking Christ, Marvel. It’s not that hard. Just recast Kang and explain it by calling the new one a “temporal aberration”.

They had recast Rhodey and even the Hulk without any in-universe explanation, so going full “Darren on Bewitched” with Kang isn’t going to require any extra steps.

Jonathan Majors must…

Hahaha...I definitely should not have posted until I was more awake.

Reviving characters through magic and multiverse nonsense is pretty common in comics, but it would be a real shame after bringing on all these new heroes over the past few years to just relegate them to swaying in the background behind the old guard.

I clicked this article just to make sure Let Me In (Let the Right One In) wasn’t on this list. Both are genuinely terrific.

See, I think it could work, if the people making these adaptations understood what Salem’s Lot is about. Every adaptation has sought to make a movie about vampires. That’s not what Salem’s Lot is about. It’s about how the places you grew up in change and die. I always imagined Salem’s Lot as being a stand in for those…

As with the Wicker Man, in what world is a remake ever going to be 10% as good as the original? And certainly not as scary. As I’ve mentioned on other related threads, after the 1979 Salem’s Lot was shown on UK television, it was the subject of a letter sent in to a show called Points of View which aired around 8pm.…

Good. I wish we could do the same anywhere in public. Your little satan spawn rams the back of my foot with those “oh-so cute” miniature shopping carts at the grocery store? $50 fine.  Your booger-eating monster screams bloody murder at the movie theater?  $50 fine.

Lets give him his due in this time. Matthew Perry was chosen from thousands to be part of Friends based on the strength of his audition. They ‘found’ the character in that room. Millions watched the show - acrosso the world - and enjoyed it, because they repsonded so well to the cast. And for many he was the funniest…

I really hate that we feel that celebrities owe us a public statement regarding the deaths of their friends. People need to mind their own business and let them grieve as they feel they need to.

It’s clear they’re going to make a joint statement and even more clear that they’re in deep deep grief. Give the cast some space. No one wants to be in the situation that Paul McCarthy was when John died. 

An interesting thing about so many of the great titles this year: They’ve all been single player.  Baldur’s Gate 3, Phantom Liberty, Tears of the Kingdom, Spiderman 2, Starfield, RE4 Remake, Dead Space Remake, Mario Wonder, Armored Core VI, Lies of P.  Single player games have dominated gaming hype for most of this…

And Keanu still walks among us...

Eh, I have all the respect in the world for the man and his films, but Scorsese can fuck himself on this one. Build in a goddamn intermission. If every scene of your film is so important that it has be 3.5 hours long, then your choice is either building in an intermission or expecting theatergoers to miss several…

The internet is just one item in a long list of mistakes. We should have never come down from the trees 

Well, personally speaking I’m more inclined to dislike someone who’s clearly exploiting people who have deepseated mental health problems than to dislike the people with those problems, so that’s probably part of it!

Here I was all set to sign in to mention “The Innocents,” “The Haunting,” “The Changeling” and “The Uninvited” when to my shock they were all here you beautiful thing you.

The lawnmower scene in Sinister. That is all.

I’m a little bummed The Descent didn’t make the list. It’s a rock solid movie, and the jump scare at the end of the first act consistently made friends scream when I showed it to them. 

People are dying to have a ride in one.