Whenever I click on a movie trailer on YouTube and get an ad first, I think to myself that we’ve gotten to peak capitalism: we have to watch ads in order to be allowed to watch an ad. 

The magic of Popeye takes a hit once you learn “spinach” was code for meth. 

Popeye murdering teens by forcing spinach through their various orifices and using various methods, I support the making of this movie. Olive would be last girl.

Same happened to me but with a different order of the words so I read “Oh Soo Young” and was like conflating abuse with pedophilia and a little bit of DiCaprioism here. 

This story happened (with differences, of course) in real life in Ecuador (not Dom. Rep), and with Swedes. Any of that ever mentioned? 

Oh come on, I know we all have tried to forget George Clooney played Batman, but alas, he did! And he was the one defeating Arnold’s Mr. Freeze.

If “terrific” means “Scorsese plagiarizing himself but with 0 energy, and with a Robert De Niro performance where he has only one expression during the entire runtime”, I agree.

The majority of commenters here appear to say that this looks bad.

This is the best acted and best choreographed Steven Seagal thing ever.

Nope. That’s why, for example, Meryl Streep, Marlon Brando, DDL, or Katharine Hepburn will never be considered true acting legends: they never started in a Marvel movie.

No, DDL in Morbius 2 is what I want, crave, need. 

I’d 120% watch a movie consisting of DDL just going around town to different places ordering paninis in every one of them.

And Walmart. Don’t forget, they sell it at Walmart. 

Taylor Swift is about to surpass Beyonce in my very important ranking of artists I can’t stand, and not really because of their personalities or their performances, but because almost everyone else have made them into goddesses than can never be wrong or can never release any work that is not in the ultra-top art…

I don’t like him or his music, but worse than two nazi-wannabes? No, he’s still WAAAY better than both of them. 

Damn!! This guy is a man’s man! He wants to punch a bespectacled guy just... because! Amazing. You’re the King of Testosterone. 

We have to be cautious, maybe all these critics watched Dune II after Madame Web and from what I’ve read and heard, even Morbius becomes The Godfather Citizen Kane Potemkin after watching the Sony Marvel movie.

The fact that his PTSD was born when he was overseas happily killing brown people doesn’t really make him more of a sympathetic case for me.

Automatic castration for all the idiots caught doing that. 

Do you realize they have so much, so much talent, that to scare us this guy didn’t even have to mention Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, or Tim Allen?