I don't know. There are A LOT of contenders for that title.

Kristen Bell will always be my favorite person. Long Live Veronica Mars.

Weird Al adorable

Kevin Hart, literally your entire comedic repertoire is centered around your height. WE GET IT.

She plans out her hair styles every day of the week.

Racism: Basically it's all about abortion and gay people.

Look. It's everyone's fault but those poor, misguided boys. They are good, white boys that had bright futures before the liberal political correctness machine mercilessly ruined their lives. They simply can't be blamed for being racist fuckwads. Only minorities, women, and gays can be blamed for their own actions (or…

obligatory.

How dare you suggest such a reasonable, universally beneficial, cost-saving thing! This is America, Dforce. That's not what we do here. If no billionaires are getting richer off the pain and death of the peasantry, it's communism. Duh.

God fucking dammit. SINGLE PAYER SYSTEM. Down with employer-provided healthcare! Boo! Hiss! This makes me so goddamned mad, I cannot effectively communicate, and I'm sorry.

"This is not just an India problem; this is a problem that inflicts almost every country in the world," Pinto said. "There's not a single country in 2015 that is free of sexual violence against women."

Hey Matt, you know the majority of viewers in the AM are women right? Less of your act and more women on and producing the show can only improve the numbers.

What scares me is that these are our future CEOs, managers, politicians, policemen, etc., and yet people question why black people struggle in the job market. They question why black fraternities and sororities exist.

Not that I'm complaining, because quite frankly it warms my heart whenever racist dudebros get even a minute portion of the karma they deserve, but if we're shutting down Greek organizations for being racist, we should be shutting down damn well nearly all of the majority white sororities and fraternities that exist.…

Names! We need names!

To be fair, Kim might not realize that looking in mirrors and taking selfies don't count as 'having sex', even if they might feel really, really good to her.

If you want to conceive, don't have sex that often.

Gelding would probably help with the whole sex 500 times a day problem. I am 100% on board with gelding Kanye.

"I know Jeopardy's thing is to be clever and they love their little wordplays and puns, but now they've gone too far. My problem is that they have exposed their idiotic definition of "throwing shade" to an audience that doesn't realize it's meant to be a joke. To most of the people who watched last night, "throwing…

Husband's response to headline: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?"