I think he's 6 or 7, judging by his twitter account.

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He looks 9 years old but also a little bit like the kind of guy who would unironically say brah a lot. If someone started an elementary school frat, he would be the president. I don't get any of it, but I'm also not the target audience so whatevs, small-child-man-thing, live your life.

He already made me uneasy by playing Shailene Woodley's brother in Divergent, then turning around and playing her boyfriend in The Fault in Our Stars.

He is horrible. Everything about him is horrible. You have converted a new believer because as a direct result of this post I now also hate him and request to be involved in your duct tape hornet nest situation.

I read a book about marketing to children, and in it they referenced studies about how kids find Cinderella to be the most "aspirational", and she is specifically marketed now only in princess form. You never see good hearted, put upon Cinder Cat, only flashy, corseted, Cinderella.

Wait, why the fuck does she have to wear a corset at all? Why can't she just wear a dress? There is literally no reason to wear a corset, especially since she has "quite a small waist." Fuck right off, Disney/Hollywood/rich old white dudes.

And his native Californian accent. Total panty dud. I'm never a "OMG English accentsssssss" type of person, but there's something very visceral about Spike's faux-cockneyish accent that still makes me swoon like a tween going through her first sexual awakening. #SpikeWasMyEdwardCullen

THOSE CHEEKBONES

I didn't think there was a way to miss the Rock Me Obmbre Jesus locks.

IT IS REALLY NOT COOL TO GET SPIKE INVOLVED IN THIS MESS, KARA.

While the study is drawn from data that doesn't specify whether it was the husband or wife who initiated the divorce in these cases, Karraker suggests that divorces coinciding with a wife's illness could actually be a matter of the ill wife wanting to cut the cord due to dissatisfaction with her husband's ability (or…

May I make a small amendment to this? Illinois isn't working to ban them; the ban was signed into law in June and goes gradually into effect:

The only male Lindsey should be Mr. Buckingham. (Cranks "Hold Me)

She really does speak such wonderful nonsense.

Me = short person w/lanky body envy

yeah, that punk wouldn't have dared put his hands in front of a male student's face like that. Fuck you, Steve.

It's not our fault, no. But the massive die-offs, the hike in market price, and the ginormous amount of toxic waste definitely IS our fault.

For someone as smart and educated as 2 Chainz, this video is even more ironic. 2 Chainz won't allow his children to have caffeine: not even a soda. (P.S., I don't either.) Wait until his children spot this video on the Internet. Explain that, Daddy!"