I am debating whether the path we are going on is leading to Judge Dredd or The Running Man.

Indubitably, there is no location like your flat.

Seriously, they were promoting the hell out of this for a few weeks and every time I saw one of the promos a little piece of my soul died.

Well, he has to inject his prey with his digestive juices so they liquefy, so he really doesn't have much of choice but to drink.

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This joke stolen from The Simpsons.

Eventually, but it takes a LONG damn time. About 7 books of whiny bullshit before it happens.

You forgot **smooths skirts** and **sniffs**

It also doesn't help that a lot of the character are whiny little bastards who you want to smack a few times while all the wheel spinning is going on.

air guitar motions

So it was just a big wall of boobs?

My bad. I meant stupid disappearance.

That's why Fey's appearance in episode 8 or 9 (I can't remember which) improves the show. Her character helps return her story to the center of the show. Though I do have to say I really enjoyed the Titus/Mikey storyline and if they break up this season I am going to wreck some shit. Though I understand if you weren't…

The later episodes were better, especially when Tina Fey's new character got there. I still like the season overall though. It's just tough when you are comparing it to the first season. It was just so pitch perfect.

It had potential but Dong's bad stereotyped accent and its mysterious disappearance was always a distraction I could not get over.

That's what the Jergens is for.

Is that what all those extra do-dads on R.O.B. were for?

You have to triage sometimes and let go of some of your shows. I sympathize with you on Iron Fist, though. I mean, I really don't want to watch from what I have heard, but I was so invested in the other Marvel Netflix shows and looking forward to The Defenders that I feel like I have to watch it. Sucks all the fun…

One of the best innovations this show does is in the action/fight scenes. It's like they take the opposite tack of the hallway fight from Daredevil. Where that one was based on stark brutal realism Legion goes the opposite direction and makes all their confrontation scenes surreal and stylized. The best one so far was…

I have never looked it up but I know with 100% certainty that it exists out there somewhere. Rule 34 always applies.

Oh, they get around.