If this movie doesn't have scene where Ralph visits Deviant Art and finds sketches of him plowing a pregnant Fix-It Felix while Sonic the Hedgehog looks on I will be severely disappointed.

He isn't cartoonish enough to be in Trump's cabinet.

I upvoted solely for the fact that you made a English Civil War joke.

Aubrey Plaza needs the goddamn Emmy for being so creepy without any sound

The Handmaid's Take
A heist movie set in a patriarchal dystopia? I'd watch that.

I presume you will have to incorporate acid into your TV viewing to make up for it. You could spice up even NCIS with that.

Yet when I close my eyes at night the image that haunts my dreams is still Aubrey Plaza.

Legion
I'm afraid I missed something.

So what are the OSHA standards for preventing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?

You should probably try HandJobs.com

This is why we need Futurama's First Amalgamated Church.

HBO's CEO of Tits is probably seething with jealousy right now.

The house scene has shades of Buffy's "Hush" but way WAY more creepier.

And the creepiest use of "The Rainbow Connection" goes to….

Can't you just use a spell of teleportation?

Why not? It already has a feature presentation.

We need to close Earth's borders or else the Skrulls will just come pouring in. Sad!

Great, now your going to have to explain Canada to him too.

The villian will be The Orange Man.

You obviously never had a mother/grandmother who was obsessed with keep their furniture and carpet absolutely pristine.