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I mean it’s probably one of my top 5 conjunctions, though it doesn’t have anything on and.

Yeah, he's the old dude in that Kristen Bell show.

high pitched voice "Ha ha! Suck on my tiny mouse dick Netflix!" (Raises two white gloved middle fingers)

This one also works in Savage Love.

Jesus! I mean, here I am with my crippling self esteem issues trying to self-sabotage my own efforts and you are just not working with me at all. Fine! I'll just untie you myself.

Oh, no! That would just be impolite.

Fine, you can have this detailed blueprint that clearly shows all of its weak points.

Of course!

We should put @anxie:disqus on a complicated and convoluted death machine that can easily be escaped. That would show'em.

That depends a lot on how large the orbit of his home planet is.

I'm really glad those BEVERLY HILLS BRATS didn't get in her way.

That's unfair. Anuses have a useful purpose.

It's pretending it's ice cream so, yes.

Chemtrails and homosexuality inducing fluoride.

Everyone always forget Zathras.

To all showrunners who want to do deep serialized story telling:
ALWAYS. HAVE. A. PLAN!!!!

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would like to look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden? "

Maybe it's his fleshlight.

Great, then they will definitely want to destroy us.

They are only 20, maybe 30 years away from perfecting the mullet matrix.