What’s it gonna take to get Stephens and Bari Weiss fired from the NYT? 

“The AR-15 is by far the most popular gun in America, by far,” she said. “I was just in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming... if you’re talking about taking people’s guns from them, there’s going to be a lot of violence.”

Even if the Rams had WON that Super Bowl, I promise you only Magic Johnson would have given a crap... The rest of L.A. would have given zero fucks.

It depends on how popular Trump is when he leaves office. I expect that if Trump wins reelection Pence will run in 2024, but I expect he won’t be alone in the primary.

I think the ticket needs balance. I think Inslee or Beto might be a better choice for Warren. 

True story about Stephen Miller: He went to an upscale sushi restaurant to pick up a takeout order. The bartender told Miller (who had paid for his food, which was over a hundred dollars) what a piece of shit Miller was. Miller took the food he paid for and threw it in the trash. Amazing. 

The Trump Administration is a reminder that Hell has no ground floor. 

Damon, I don’t know if it was intentional for you to get a screengrab with an ad for Gavin McInnes or just kismet... but Bravo. 

At a friend’s birthday party in January two other men and I started talking about the Aziz Ansari allegations. We all agreed that it made us reflect on our past behaviors and think about ways to change going forward.

Remember when Chris Rock talked about how people expect praise for shit they’re supposed to do? That’s what this is. 

I agree with the general point but I think that the Art Tavana tweet is somewhat agreeing with you.

Vince Mancini (film critic at Filmdrunk.com) had the perfect description of Don Jr. and Eric: “how do they look more inbred than late-dynasty Habsburgs?”

Sandlot football, third grade. There was a kid I grew up with named Stanley who was ALWAYS bigger than the rest of the kids in our grade. I joked that he went through three puberties (one in elementary, middle, and high school). He hit me so hard on a tackle that I literally saw stars. It wasn’t until I regained my…

Pee-Wee football, my team managed to make the playoffs. Unfortunately, because of a mix-up I had to play the first drive in my practice pants rather than my game pants. My practice pants were a half-size too small.

As an Eagles fan, I really, really hate the Saints. Sean Payton has this weird vendetta with the Eagles (supposedly Payton had the Saints team bus drive around the Linc several times after they beat the Eagles in Chip’s first year there). They’ve also kicked the Eagles in the nuts... several times. And the Saints fans…

No, but I know that I might side-eye someone who isn’t a fellow MOT talking about his experiences in the Holocaust. 

Bernie’s also never had a competitive race to run. The man has enough negatives that he’d get BTFO. 

My standard for complimenting a woman’s appearance in the workplace is that I only say it if I would say the same thing to a man. Never steered me wrong. 

As an Eagles fan, man... Andy Reid is a great coach at giving a fanbase blue balls. 

Will you survive the present-day neo-feminist McCarthyism which, as well as chasing you all over the world and trying to prevent the screening of your films, among other vexations got you expelled from the Oscars Academy?