If Elizabeth Warren was Eli Warren with the same credentials, campaign, stump speech, policies, etc. then Eli Warren would be the runaway choice to be the Democratic nominee. 

She’s doing better than Bernie and has a deeper knowledge of policy than Bernie. Which means the DNC and the media and BIG POLL is conspiring with her to destroy Bernie. 

I’m a bone-headed white dude who loves Warren. No one ever interviews me :-(

Imagine the debate between Warren and Trump. “So, Fauxcahontas you’re now proposing...”

The idea that Elizabeth Warren isn’t charming, charismatic, likeable or relateable is sexist bullshit, full stop.

Or Bernie caring about income inequality. 

Which most great comedians do. It’s the reason why Chappelle is getting paid hundreds of millions of dollars and Nick DiPaolo is standing outside of a Wawa asking for change. 

Bernie and his supporters are there own worst enemies. They don’t consider why they put people off, then act aggrieved when the media responds, which sets off the whole cycle again.

I was honestly shocked to learn Stephens was Jewish. I assumed that any prominent Jewish journalist got trolled to hell and back. Clearly Stephens is the exception to the rule.

I’m a comedy snob and Chappelle is just... fuck, man. He’s amazing at delivering and crafting a joke. But it’s really amazed me how he’s so unwilling to listen to the response to things he’s said. Instead of listening to why people responded the way they did he seems to be offended at being questioned. 

I take this back: TULSI  supporters are worse, my bad.

Both are true. 

This is a rational adult who know’s what she’s talking about:

Bernie stans are the most insufferable brain-poisoned dorks on the left. Example:

“An epigraph, ‘powerful men are children’” - James Ellroy

It’s truly amazing the amount of thin-skinned, narcissistic shit-for-brains who write for esteemed New York publications (not talking about Jamelle Bouie, Charles Blow, or Paul Krugman, love them). 

The person I feel for in all of this is Hackett. He’s the one who was insulted and humiliated publicly, and then he’s the one who is forced to accept this apology while Housden acts like she’s the victim. 

Jesus, how many op-ed writers does the NYT employ that AREN’T out-of-touch narcissists? 

A childhood friend of mine is a Cowboys fan who has become surprisingly zen about the Cowboys. We talked after the Eagles/Saints game and he was surprisingly serene. I joked that our roles should be reversed since I rooted for a team that won the Super Bowl last year and he rooted for a team that last won the Super…

Kellen Clemens looks like Jonah from Veep.