I like to imagine President Obama lying on a hammock in Hawaii, seeing something on TV about Trump, smiling to himself, and going back to reading. 

Trump will simply go to OANN. Which doesn’t have the money or resources to conduct a poll. 

I believe Omar does as well. She had said she didn’t in the primary and then came out in support of it during the general election.

This largely sums up my feelings on the matter:

As someone who is a strong supporter of Israel (but not Netanyahu): this is bullshit and yet another entry on the long list of things that makes Netanyahu the worst PM in Israeli history. 

Trump just hates Jewish people.

Vrabel recently confessed to Lewan that he would cut off his own dick to win a Super Bowl. Lewan, naturally, said he would not.

This makes sense. I’ve been waiting for Trump to do something like that with Iran (basically, “negotiate” another treaty that is essentially the Iran Deal). Hell, I’m actually surprised Trump and the GOP haven’t just repealed the ACA and put something in place that is essentially the same and claim victory.

As someone who has little to no savings (and what little I do have isn’t invested in the stock market) I have no real concerns. Especially if this means Trump wont’ be reelected. 

Ben Shapiro is proof of something that I have discovered as an adult: it is no longer possible to become fabulously wealthy without compromising your integrity and values. 

I have family that lives in King’s district and they said they were so ashamed of him that when they were traveling and someone asked if King was their Congressperson they would lie and say no, but that he was an embarrassment to Iowa. 

Trump’s administration proposed a new rule Wednesday that would allow businesses receiving federal funding through contracts to discriminate against workers based on race, ethnicity, national origin, sex, and LGBTQ status.

Ted Plumb was calling the plays at that point. And if you want to know how bad he was his replacement was Rich Kotite. 

I think my favorite Philadelphia story is that during the strike Philadelphia fans beat the shit out of players who were trying to be scabs. 

I think now that Doug won us a Super Bowl the brain-poisoning has gotten better.

Not gonna kinkshame but that situation is a yikes from me, dawg. 

A large percentage of the fanbase supports Zimmer because he’s a crank who spews tough guy rhetoric, but the reality is he’s a defensive coordinator with no clue how to handle the two other phases of the game

I still think the black unemployment claim Trumps like to make is the most wypipo shit ever: President Obama took office with the black unemployment rate at 16%, when he left office it was 8%. Black unemployment is now down to 7% and Trump acts like he invented fire. 

Good lord, I don’t know if it’s botox or a facelift but it’s not a good look. 

If this is what causes the beginning of Portnoy’s journey into Gavin McInnes-like irrelevancy I will be hilariously overjoyed.