ATF: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Opioids don’t fall under any of those umbrellas. The sheriff went after the oil and the ATF went after the guns (aka firearms).

The funniest part of all of this, to me, is that the solution is very, very, very, very simple!

If he did not realize that being in a lighting storm next to a cloth hanging contraption (and a hanging fireplace) where not enough of a lighting rod setup to be next to....

Yup, the Dead Kennedys were on top of this shit 36 years ago. And here’s a studio vid...

That header picture looked really LEWD! at first.

If you remember anything else and want to email, I’m anna.merlan@jezebel.com.

Inevitability is not a compelling argument to get people to embrace soemthing. Look at death for example.

But Google Glass wasn’t an always- AR, it was a stupid camera with a heads up display.

The primary function of Glass was taking pictures and video. Navigation was kinda cool, but the battery life was so god-awful that it was worthless (20 minutes of navigation and the thing would be dead). And, contrary to a lot of…

I can see amazing uses for it as a work tool. But to just wear it around like a privacy invading dork? Not so much.

God bless you, you’re the guy who lets me get my single kill.

This isn’t news. Why are you writing about this? This isn’t
amazing” this isn’t news and people are just having fun in a video game. Nothing negative or positive about it. Four minutes after you wrote this you didn’t even care anymore. That’s how dumb this “article” is. I really hope somebody else sues Gizmodo.. next…

Well, damn, he done did it.

Step 1 - mine whatever cryptocurrency has just come out, investing as much as you can into the fastest rig you can

Step 1: Get a time machine

It’s not just fun; it’s ri-DONK-ulously fun!

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

As it happens (and not to brag, but I’m going to) I am one those rare being with perfect eye sight.

Honestly. I saw the miniature and clicked on the article just because I hoped I would learn which side was which.

Thanks for the update. I also read articles about things I don’t like and then announce in the comments how much I don’t like a thing but I strangely still clicked on an article about it and took the time to comment on it about how much I don’t like a thing.

Thank you for the info, but that may have been the whitest paragraph ever written.