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So, two lessons:

There is nothing more corpo robot than referring to a single phone call as “several,” or complaining about being “unable to reach” someone, after not leaving a voicemail or even a callback number. I would never want to be a customer of a company that treats its fans this way.

Nothing? I’m going with nothing. This whole thing is stupid.

And yet, science seems to indicate that reclining at a 135-degree angle is best for your back. Huh. I guess this is why you shouldn’t take health advice from randos on the internet.

I thought Betteridge’s Law of Headlines would be validated once again, but in this case, the answer to “Do essential oils actually do anything?” isn’t “no,” but rather, “not anything good.” Oh, well.

A couple of things about using paper towels as coffee filters. First, definitely rinse the paper towel after situating it in the filter basket, to reduce papery flavor in your brew. Also, select-a-size sheets are not ideal, as the perforation can give way and let grounds into the carafe. Full sheets only.

Have paper towels stopped biodegrading? Have we stopped farming trees for new paper? Have we stopped using post-consumer waste to make paper towels? Are you clutching your pearls tightly enough? Sheesh.

You’re technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct. Unfortunately, it also occasionally makes you sound like a pedantic asshole.

Or...do what I did, and switch from a toaster oven to a combo air fryer/toaster oven. Still just one appliance, does everything pretty well. Takes a bit longer for certain air-frying tasks compared to one of those countertop jet engines, but hey. I’m not in a hurry.

I wonder how many idiot conservatives will be up in arms for this blatant attempt to reduce their culinary freedumbs?

Haha, it’s almost like having your company run by an idiot billionaire with delusions of grandeur...isnt’ a good idea? Huh! So glad I never bought a Tesla, and I never will. 

Sure, I’ll buy that it’s easier to jab a (not too big, be careful!) knife through the curved, smiley slit in a sponge and squeeze it...sideways(?), rather than turn a normal sponge into a big flat taco and clean the blade by scrubbing with the dull side against your hand. No, wait, that’s dumb, just like every other…

Like you had anything interesting to do with two minutes.

TERF birds of a TERF feather, apparently.

I’d advise you to read the many, many thoughtful responses from trans people to her idiotic, shallow diatribe justifying her TERFitude by making herself the victim. She makes almost zero good points, and mainly just reiterates a whole lot of TERF tropes from around the variously bigoted parts of the internet.

Why are you apologizing for transphobes? Rowling is a TERF, plain and simple. She might justify her TERFness by saying she just values women, but she keeps doing and saying exactly the things a TERF would, including supporting other TERFs. She has had plenty of opportunity to LISTEN to her more reasonable critics, of…

I usually find a simple, “haha, fuck no, thanks” to work just fine. I don’t have any friends that have been brainwashed into liking crypto, thankfully.

The robots are coming for us all, but maybe you can get some laughs out of it in the meantime.

Oooh, a black safety razor! Now I can cut up my neck, and look cool!