The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

I don’t know why you’re wasting your time here when you just got engaged to Serena

Good to see JaMarcus Russell getting another shot in the NFL.

I believe it. Because Jets,

When your life is one depressing failure after another, in an attempt to find something to feel good about, you become blindly and overly invested in your sports team. Or Trump.

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

You mean when she ran slower than the winner?

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

It's a perfectly cromulent question.

You lucky bastard....

So I guess this gets people out of their parents’ basements.

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.

Added fun: the Chinese Super League was formed in 2004.