I think soccer would be more popular in the US if every US National Team goal was accompanied by some Mastodon or something.

Meanwhile, in Paris

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

In most states, judges are elected. And more often than not, there will be the same number of vacancies as there candidates. So the whole trick is getting on the ballot.

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

The truth from the Bible is what changed me from my old ways.

Punches thrown: A lot

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

If you have a good doggy, does anything else really matter?

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

its always nice to see that even with all the cultural differences, Chelsea and Dynamo fans can find common ground

This is really easy.