Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

Full disclosure: as the username suggests, I coach hs football in Texas.  I absolutely hate this hire, chiefly because I have a conscience.  I know the image my profession has, due to movies and several stories of maniacal behavior that absolutely does exist.  If there's one thing I would like for everyone to…

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

This is not the result of any one event, ...—Greg Schiano statement

I love how you sound like you’re about to have a stroke.

This column captures the zeitgeist of Belichick perfectly.

That’s the look of a divorced dad who just remembered he promised his kid they’d go to Chuck E Cheese on his next weekend.

What the hell are you doing gray, did you do something to Drew?

I’m sure your mother feels the same way about living in her basement.

I was at OSU at the same time he was, and I’m fairly certain he didn’t spend his twenties between the sheets.

It’s just like real life. Uncle Tony wants the car at 2 am and some cash, and you give it to him once. Then you do it again. Then you’re bailing him out of jail. Then he calls you from a pay phone in philly looking for a steakhouse and a gun. You think to yourself that sounds like fun but I want my money. You give it…

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Can’t blame Worcester for wanting the Red Sox Triple AAA club, look at how much it has improved the city of Pawtucket. 50 years ago Pawtucket was a small city in such decline, people derisively referred to it as “the Bucket”. It had long since closed mills, a desolate downtown, and run down neighborhoods. Nowadays.....…

Naomi Osaka - never meet your heroes.

“Oh shit, I’m actually starting another game?”

Looking forward to Buck walking in front of the anthem singer the next time Chris Tillman starts.