How do they handle the moose test?

Showmanship!

GOAT. 100% Championship rate. I defy someone to poke holes in my logic.

“Who?”

In Cleveland, Sasha Kaun was a pure winner. The facts don’t lie. I don’t see how LeBron can recover from losing Kaun’s heart, grit, and the raw will to win.

It’s amazing. I look like a psycho when I watch it. There’s a lot of clapping my hands together and yelling “suck it, assholes!” She does not pull her punches.

You SHOULD feel guilty. Get on that shit. It’s worth it. Even if you have to give up something else to make the time!!!

Because some people actually use it as a truck

A non-crewcab pickup must look pretty strange to people under 25 years old, if you think about it. Sort of like my Discover card that looks like an old cassette tape. I actually get blank stares from time to time.

Reading all this makes me so incredibly grateful for my super awesome little family owned taco spot right near my house. Great food, always lots of smiles, great prices,and a little old lady who stands in plain view of the counter hand making fresh tortillas all day... couldn’t ask for more!

I will let Jerry explain how I live my life

I think you’re spending too much time there, homes.

Haven’t been in like 6 months. But you know how it is. Death, taxes, & chipotle—can’t avoid them forever

Then stop going there. Jesus Christ.

This sounds like the new drop-in manager at my burrito chain. He wants us to do two separate people at a time, and ask them “salsa for you? salsa for you?” down the whole line. “It’s faster and easier!” he says, as he throws guac on the wrong burrito bowl and refuses to remake it for the customer.

Aurora CO

I feel like a McLaren always looks better with a skateboard in its dumb face

And if you order anything a slightly bit unorthodox she adds all kinds of upcharges that I’m reasonably certain are entirely made up

Well I know the manager at my local chipotle certainly does all she can to make the experience hellish not only for her employees but her customers as well.