My parents used to buy us giant tractor tire inner tubes to use as a sort of We’re-from-western-KS-&-we-don’t-know-any-better-trampoline.

FIVE DOLLARS, BITCHES.

God damn it +1

“No whey!”

My first very own beer bought and paid for in a bar—Bourbon Street New Orleans March 1988

There’s something about fender-mounted mirrors that makes me excited.

I’m practically a Luddite—*just* capable of signing up for a burner account. But the way the text aligns with the floor of the sauna doesn’t look like something she just dashed off to her friend. Also, she’s an asshole.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.

“Accidentally”. Where’s that Jennifer Lawrence gif.

Good.

Something between penis and penance.

Came to post:

Y’ALL. It’s not just food bloggers. Check out this ridiculous Paula Deen “recipe”:

did she have this as a bumper sticker?

Wait, where do you get this ‘axe’ thing? I have a bunch of flint and some sticks and vines...

You're not growing the wheat or the avocados? Poser.

I agree completely! But let me tell you about my recipe for boiled water.

Y’all should check out the new recipe on my app - Cap’n Crunch with milk.

it’s the internet who cares?

@tastes_like_burning: McKinley had just gotten us into war with the Spanish, and Glossop North End finally earned a spot in the First Division, and for some reason there was a baseball team named the Chicago Orphans.