We’ll drink to wives and sweethearts. May they never meet!

oh. *sets dueling pistol to half-cocked*

It was a compliment!

What? You don’t like my scuttlebutt antics? Well, I don’t like the cut of your jib. Since we’re both gentlemen of the quarterdeck, I’ll politely ask you not to put my style in irons, or I’ll just drop your comment off at the head.

Watch out Patrick O’Brian. We have a new maritime scribe.

#cwshowsmatter

Salty Drunk Sailor: Ah yes, the Fourni islands, more commonly known as Shipwreck cove, shipwreck bay, wooden bottom sound, or shipwreck’s shipwreck.

I feel like all the action figures in the photos sort of gave it away

Actually, nah.

Something between penis and penance.

Came to post:

Y’ALL. It’s not just food bloggers. Check out this ridiculous Paula Deen “recipe”:

did she have this as a bumper sticker?

Wait, where do you get this ‘axe’ thing? I have a bunch of flint and some sticks and vines...

You're not growing the wheat or the avocados? Poser.

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

I agree completely! But let me tell you about my recipe for boiled water.

Y’all should check out the new recipe on my app - Cap’n Crunch with milk.

it’s the internet who cares?

@tastes_like_burning: McKinley had just gotten us into war with the Spanish, and Glossop North End finally earned a spot in the First Division, and for some reason there was a baseball team named the Chicago Orphans.