Watch out Patrick O’Brian. We have a new maritime scribe.

I was expecting a blank post

I feel like all the action figures in the photos sort of gave it away

it’s the internet who cares?

‘Penace’?

your pedophile ring even had a name for themselves—“Penn State Athletic Department”

Is that still an internet thing?

I could almost kiss that potato-faced goofball. Almost.

I’ve seen the movies so I’m pretty sure I have an idea about how it’s going to look

I came here to say basically that you can’t complain when you attempt to torture a dangerous animal to death and it shoves a horn through your vital organs but nothing I planned to say was as offensive as your “translation”

They are on a different show

In the 70s jews in Syria were faced with a similar problem