Oh but he’ll be starring in it with... Sabra, the Marvel hero that’s basically Captain Israel. Like historically is a Mossad agent and everything. I’m sure no one at Disney is currently wishing they could unscrew that particular light bulb.

This version of him doesn’t make any sense in Thunderbolts, which is weird but understandable.  Like, he’d just immediately start trying to kill them, a version of him that’s 100% psychotically dedicated to killing any superhuman is never going to work as Citizen V, it’ll never happen.

Okay what’s forest residue?

That prosthetic is stretching wrong right in the skin around his mouth and nose when he opens his mouth wide, it looks like he’s wearing a mask, it’s offputting.

Fuck you America learned about teriyaki from Subway!

Tomorrow, we’ll update you live, because two Zacks, three Coreys, and Lori Beth Denberg all have vague concern statements to tweet as well.

The industry has hurt me enough now that any promo shot of four comics characters standing like that immediately makes me think “Oh no, it is live service and I will need to buy a battle pass to unlock the better versions of Cap’s boot drops so I can more efficiently shoot his machinegun he has now at glowing purple…

Because it’s a fictional comic book universe and some different comic-bookity shit happened instead of whatever specific highly studied event you’re itching to pull out of actual WW2 history.  Arnim Zola did it or whatever.

Eating predators always feels like a waste of protein asset to me, like why aren’t we just eating what they eat? Even if 75% of the edible mass of a mouse eaten by a snake becomes edible snake mass, would that still be more efficient than just eating the mouse in the first place?

There’s even other examples, like that Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay game.

“I swear, ya’ll need to be buying better tires and driving with larger gaps to the car ahead. This is ridiculous.”

Weird thing to say about a video that features an obvious cut. Doesn’t even look like the second vehicle crashed, it looks like it parked to help.

So MacGregor is stilted shit in it? Perfect! He’s well on his way down the “worst part of a bad action movie -> striking visual character in a Star Wars project -> oops all transphobia -> making three dollar cowboy movies for Ben Shapiro” pipeline.

Good lord if this is a troll it’s a masterpiece.

Hey now let’s not forget there’s also at least one shitty pretend sequel to a Swayze film, thanks to Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.

Man I’m glad I don’t have to be able to prove to the internet that I’m still friends with coworkers from 25 years ago, because those fuckers all sucked.

Because it’s a cute reboot of the original show so bringing back stuff that was specific to the original show is extremely on brand. I do like that they seem to be moving him away from his original show dourness and towards the personality he developed in eXiles at least.

But also come on, we’ve seen two episodes and…

The solution to text chains is to leave them immediately.  Like the instant you get a text with more than one recipient, leave that shit.  Then claim you didn’t know what it was and thought you were being hacked or phished or whatever.  There’s a nice grace period there.

Finn Wolfhard is a name that goes too much for the guy it’s attached to.

Okay, I promise this isn’t a trap.  Why were people mad at him?  I absolutely missed whatever it was that he did.

You talkin’ about Han Solo’s identical but slightly older cousin Thrackan Sal-Solo?  The guy that made a pretty strong bid to conquer Corellia and ended up starting the second galactic civil war?  Well he eventually gets killed by Han, working with... Boba Fett and his granddaughter Mirta, so he shouldn’t be a huge…