I just hope people also take note of where this happened, since Jim Cummings tends to skate by in public perception on goodwill for various Disney and video game roles, despite being probably slightly farther right (and very open about it) than James Woods, not what you’d hope from the Winnie the Pooh guy.

I feel like once he’s dead I’m gonna keep going.

With a Rebel Moon, he cried more, more more.

In the same interview he also had some weird point about how if Batman can’t kill anyone then he’s an irrelevant character, which is sorta weird. So sure.

Whoops, wrong spot.  Nevermind, carry on.

The Irishman didn’t win because the academy is old enough that several of them just thought it said “Irishman” and they’re not about to hire or reward one of those!

Man if lawyers can’t stop me, can anyone?  What’s to stop me from BECOMING GOD?

Man is that ever the opposite of a ringing endorsement. Hate those guys’ style. I love Tim’s deconstructive standup sets, but their various shows just feel impossibly self-indulgent. I guess that’s the point?

Honestly I had been hoping they’d replace him with something besides a home designer, because the show had this weird break between actionable assistance that viewers could follow along with (dress in better colors, get a haircut, talk to a therapist, wash your face) and then humming along in the background would be…

I know the game I’m about to mention sucks and is a total dismal experience, but this is what I’d want, just... not done terribly: Final Fantasy IV: The After Years.

I got a 5k ambulance bill once when a hospital transferred me to another hospital, I had voluntarily checked in at the first, they decided to downgrade me from ICU to MCU, and the MCU at the one I checked in at was full, so they sent to another one across town. I was unconscious for all of it on Lorazepam. Fell asleep…

Florida man is caused by the state having lax privacy laws regarding police blotter news, basically every state is that crazy, we just don’t have to hear about it.

I’m off the ice cream entirely these days but back when I was eating it, my go to was chocolate peanut butter.  Not peanut butter cup, just chocolate with a swirl of salty peanut butter in there.  Ben and Jerry’s had the best one, but they canceled it, and for a while I was adrift looking for any good ones around.

Finally, someone that can meaningfully cancel her.

He was the voice of the big blue prison rape alien in the first one, too.  But since he was the star of Slither I think we can safely say this was a joke.

I trust they won’t be irritating but I really wish Gunn didn’t feel the need to include the goofy side characters from the Reeve movies. The DCAU was smart to switch out Eve for Mercy Graves, and Otis is just what you get when you can’t afford to show Superman flying all day long so you have Gene Hackman doing a two…

I don’t think you can just offhandedly define videogames as a thing like that, at least not if you want to be taken seriously. It’s pointlessly and incorrectly reductive. Video games are a medium and an art form just like any other, and they can be designed for any number of playstyles or reactions they’d like to draw…

I tried it once and went right back to chili crisp.  Take me away Lao Gan Ma.

He still doesn’t have to do anything.  It’s not actually his job to go bother specific Wal-Marts.  I’ve got nationally carried products with my name on them too (I’m an author, not a youtuber) but I don’t feel like it’s my personal responsibility to fly to random bookstores and make sure my books are faced correctly…

Statistics, mostly.  Like, a lot of people aren’t, but they make for terrible website commenters.