Either the Razzies have too many categories or not enough writers.  It’s just not funny to see that shitty Pooh horror thing nominated for like six categories.  The joke is just that it’s a dumb bad idea that was cheap and shittily executed, there’s not another joke there.  It just needs one nomination to get that…

The trailer made it look like it was aimed squarely at the elderly.  “A serious middle aged guy who is a super secret agent with whatever authority you can secretly dream about gets mad when that nice lady you remember from Cosby dies so he kills all the young people that won’t stop calling you during supper.”

He looks a bit more like Kevin Spacey than Richard Simmons, honestly.

They don’t actually care. They just need to eat X amount of culture war supplements per day. Tomorrow they’ll be mad because a trans person was briefly in the background of a shot in some movie and they’ll forget this happened.

It’s the internet.  Chuds and hate are louder here.  They aren’t gonna bring her back.

My goodness, they’re in active reshoots you say?  And also I say?

All this effort and they still can’t train it to like dophins as much as Hambone.

There’s also Scott Lang’s book “Look Out For the Little Guy” that was mentioned on Ms. Marvel and is now real.

That’s already filmed and now also already in active reshoots, if she was gonna get paid for it she’d know already.

True, though in practice it hardly matters, Konami isn’t about to put stuff in some switch virtual bundle either when they can just endlessly sell their own repackage compilations.  Half the stuff on this list is sadly pipe dreams.

That pumpkin’s gone all moldy and started to collapse, you can’t leave those things out til mid January.

Heck it’s also just true in American wartime airplanes, if you look at stuff from the mid 30s like the P-26 Peashooter, it just looks like a happy brightly colored bumblebee come to life, because they didn’t need a million of them, no one was shooting them down, and they were mostly just out to run colors around. …

He looks like he thinks Marvel has to recast Nick Fury any day now.

You’re gonna be eating some serious crow when you see how fuckin’ great this circle is.  It’s the BEST circle.

Fate of Atlantis ruled.  It was Indiana Jones Monkey Island and it was a good story even.

I would but that’s just because Fate of Atlantis is such a good old LucasArts point and click that it would carry the whole thing for me. Indiana Jones and the Dinosaur Eggs had better have been written for like six year olds though. There’s no other excuse.

Indeed.  Notably Sony should take advantage of this concept and bring back Morbius.  “It’s Morbin’ Time!”

I mean live service or not, the gameplay I saw was four characters using similar but apparently different-feeling superleapy traversal to unload bullets into giant glowing weak spots, which is not a gameplay style I’m especially interested in, especially as a followup to the Arkham games.  Like even if they do an…

“The pope asked me to make a movie about Jesus, so I will” *muffled whispers from offstage* “...apparently it has to actually get butts in seats as well, so in this movie Jesus will finally meet his hero, Peter Parker, the Spider-Man.”

Even if it was single player only the gameplay footage looked like four skins of the same character super jumping around and unloading boring guns into locked-on targets.  It looked like a less fun Saint’s Row 4 sequel or something.  I don’t want to play as King Shark if he’s holding a damn rifle.  He’s a shark man. …