That pumpkin’s gone all moldy and started to collapse, you can’t leave those things out til mid January.

Heck it’s also just true in American wartime airplanes, if you look at stuff from the mid 30s like the P-26 Peashooter, it just looks like a happy brightly colored bumblebee come to life, because they didn’t need a million of them, no one was shooting them down, and they were mostly just out to run colors around. …

He looks like he thinks Marvel has to recast Nick Fury any day now.

You’re gonna be eating some serious crow when you see how fuckin’ great this circle is.  It’s the BEST circle.

Fate of Atlantis ruled.  It was Indiana Jones Monkey Island and it was a good story even.

I would but that’s just because Fate of Atlantis is such a good old LucasArts point and click that it would carry the whole thing for me. Indiana Jones and the Dinosaur Eggs had better have been written for like six year olds though. There’s no other excuse.

Indeed.  Notably Sony should take advantage of this concept and bring back Morbius.  “It’s Morbin’ Time!”

I mean live service or not, the gameplay I saw was four characters using similar but apparently different-feeling superleapy traversal to unload bullets into giant glowing weak spots, which is not a gameplay style I’m especially interested in, especially as a followup to the Arkham games.  Like even if they do an…

“The pope asked me to make a movie about Jesus, so I will” *muffled whispers from offstage* “...apparently it has to actually get butts in seats as well, so in this movie Jesus will finally meet his hero, Peter Parker, the Spider-Man.”

Even if it was single player only the gameplay footage looked like four skins of the same character super jumping around and unloading boring guns into locked-on targets.  It looked like a less fun Saint’s Row 4 sequel or something.  I don’t want to play as King Shark if he’s holding a damn rifle.  He’s a shark man. …

If Barbie hasn’t got any features then how come I’ve been reading about how they’re unreleastic and set dangerous precedents for little girls since the dang 80s.

Maybe, but Killers of the Flower Moon is in there too and boy is that the exact sort of thing the Oscars voters tend to love.

It’s literally because the original screenplay category this year is weak and if it could have been squished in there it might have won. If that category was stronger no one from AVC to Judd Apatow would have said shit.

For me the big takeaway here is that Adapted Screenplay is apparently a lesser, undesirable Oscar.

I mean I know it’s actually that there’s more competition in Adapted than in Original this year, but the vibe being presented by everyone is that an Adapted nod is a straight up insult.

So you’d say that basically any movie that had more than one script draft is an adapted screenplay then?  I feel like your argument is stronger without that point.

In this case you didn’t need to know better.  The ducks thing is an old copypasta meme, it was originally just some rando’s tweet in like 2019, but it didn’t take long before it was being put over pictures of Tolkien or Big Boss from Metal Gear and stuff.  Jones is the most popular use case for the meme, but he never…

Yeah, generally you just shouldn’t shave a kid.

All that other shit is correct but you decided to pick this one little dumbfuck of a fight, huh?  I’m sure it’ll be a real big help to the discussion of how we’re essentially legislating teenage life out of existence if we can just nail down the exact and correct cost of movie tickets.

Does it count if it’s in the same movie?  Because Dormammu... I’ve come to bargain.

I just checked a different analyst and he said it could cost 500 dollars and the games could each cost the first peach of summer.