This list seems to be arranged in two directions at once, because the #1 is absolute garbage, but the ones leading up to it seem to be the best of a bad crop, like it genuinely didn’t seem to have anything actually bad to say about the Weird Al song beyond “sorta 90s” for a song from the 90s.

Hell DLC has nothing on the real world.  Diablo wants 100 dollars for a collectors edition, that’ll buy you about half of a Supreme t-shirt drop.

That doesn’t mean it’s a great idea to go around making them up.

See I just don’t buy that narrative, because like Dr. Strange 2 featured a character we never saw anywhere before, and I didn’t feel like I was being robbed of giving a shit by the fact that America wasn’t in previous media.  Like, Miss Marvel and Spectrum are really easy to watch as just “Oh hey, there’s like two…

I love Miss Marvel’s family so I was delighted to have them in there a bunch, so you know, subjective v. objective.

Would Nomura even want to do that?  Each KH installment has been less about the FF and Disney characters and more about his favorite brand of chunky-fashion anime hotboys.  As far as I can tell he’s probably trying to figure out how to write Donald and Goofy out at this point.

What a mercenary weirdo, I always take all my jobs because I fucking love Thor so much.

Man I’m a huge Star Wars fan and the “Rey’s parents didn’t matter” was the best thing they could have possibly done and I hate that they immediately undid it. Fuck turning every franchise into a dynasty. Do I gotta find out later that like Kit Fisto had super special Jedi parents too?

I feel the same right now about…

I don’t need to see a new cut of that movie, it was made out of horrible parts, there’s not really a way to assemble them to fix that. It’s like telling me a cake baked with a turd in it would be good if only the turd had been mixed in with the wet ingredients instead of the dry.

I wouldn’t mind seeing an itemized list…

Oh I’m sorry, they decided to go with “Important Clay Flushed Away” or “A Grand Day Out of Fancy Modeling Clay”.

Yeah, those odds are about right, given stuff like Super Bombad Racing and the Final Fantasy kart games laying the foundation for just how bad a licensed kart game can get.

It was and remains detached from the MCU film continuity.  The sole connection was that they both have alternate universe versions of Captain Carter, but they said during the press stuff for Dr. Strange 2 that the one in that film wasn’t the same as the one in What If (apparently the jet pack was enough to make it…

Well now that doesn’t work because there are both games that utilize 2D sprites in a 3D space (various Paper Mario titles, some JRPGs), and games that use 3D models but play entirely along a 2D plane (Street Fighter VI, the later Megaman X games).  Honestly the terms are near to useless.

Hell the service model stuff didn’t bother me nearly as much as every character looking the same in gameplay terms.  All Captain Boomerang and King Shark picking gun loadouts and running around doing over the shoulder gun kata, everyone have the same dumb looking floaty super jumps.  These characters should play like…

Hell I liked it too, but honestly it did always feel like they grafted the end of a HGTV show on to Queer Eye.  The nice thing of course is that there’s no shortage of HGTV shows, so even if we lose the whole shebang you can still get your fix of renovation montages by just standing near the TV in any cafeteria or…

I uhhh... I’m a weed smoking polyamorous bisexual California liberal, my dude. I think you may have perceived that I think I could use Wahlberg as a wedge to get people to shut up about Baldwin, instead of what I actually want, which is constant neverending reminders that Wahlberg did that shit and it’s weird we just…

Honestly they’ll just replace him with another gay interior designer but what they should do is either drop the role or change it. The problem with Bobby’s role has always been that the rest of the goals are actionable for most folks. You could see something of yourself in the episode subject and come away with ideas…

Real talk what is the correct amount of time of media-decided penance that a person has to wait through after accidentally killing someone else before they can do their ostensible job again? Is it like in years? Is it a never situation? Like there have to be some manner of statutes of limitations here because I’ve…

Sorry the mild salsa wasn’t very spicy.  I have a suggestion about how to remedy that in the future, it turns out it’s available in medium and hot spice levels as well!

Phineas Mason from Spider-Man: Homecoming is the tech guy.