The market wants that. The players want to play weird stuff. Like, I dunno what to tell you, but every edition has had rules for playing as weird stuff. 2e had the Complete Humanoids Handbook that was just 25 or some options to play as weird stuff.

I’ve seen folks with this opinion before, all “The PHB races are…

That ship sailed.  If we actually got rid of every gun in the entire country you think the cops would demilitarize?  There’s whole cottage industries in having seminars just to tell them they’ll fuck better if they kill someone that same day.

Was the warning ruined by the background sounds and music being way louder than his dialog?

Eh, if it was some new idea that might be true, but it isn’t.  Flat panel vehicles were a thing that was tried and improved on.  Plus it’s not like the flat panels are bringing some massive benefit that makes the fact that the engineering is hard worth it.  Like the truck’s not more aerodynamic or anything, it’s just…

Will it still have a comment box feature designed for positive reviews but due to scale won’t have someone moderating that content box? Then it will still have inflammatory/fake negative reviews.

Wow congratulations to ... wait hold on THAT’S TETRIS’ MUSIC OH MY GAWD

Mario Lopez coming out swinging with the standard “You can’t fix any problems until you fix this other list of problems I care about more” bullshit.

Weird flex that she was “that girl that came up on her own performing in New York” when that is more or less also Lady Gaga’s backstory.  Maybe she just doesn’t know.

I don’t give a shit about any other Texan opinions, why start here? Beans taste good, are healthy, and stretch the dollar, which is the whole point of chili for me anyway. Cram as many veggies and beans as the spice will cover in there and have it last a work week.

Yeah, but that’s your fault for not making it obvious or often enough.

Yeah, I honestly thought he was just joking.  “I’ll make a Tarantino Star Trek movie because there was a gangster episode and I can just make a gangster movie” and everyone has spent the ensuing couple years thinking he was gonna make like some big space epic.

“I’m not especially up to speed on the topic I’m upset about and it’s everyone else’s problem!”

Does he have a specific cutoff of how much money is too much to spend on a film or is it just however much he’s personally spending that’s the good amount? Like I’m sure we can find someone willing to argue that Borat also cost an obscene amount of money to make and they could have just given that money to more…

If we cut to the Japanese perspective, we’d probably then need to cut to the Chinese Nanking perspective, and then from there to the Korean perspective of China and Japan in 1894, and then... wait, is all human history a list of atrocities conducted over previous atrocities?

This won’t do anything. It worked on Cawthorne because he was new and didn’t really have allies, but Gaetz is one of Trump’s dumbass lieutenants. Right now it’s safe to assume Trump is calling and threatening guys like Mullin about this directly.

Dude continues to dress like the worst guy at every Vampire LARP.

Hell I’ll go a step further and venture that some form of the following exchange will happen for sure in the episode:
Hera: We have to prepare, they’re going to need our help.
Zeb: It’s gonna take a lot more than just the three of us.
Carson Teva: Actually, I might know a guy.

I’m gonna go ahead and say that Hera is not only not done, but her big moment in the actual finale will be her turning up to recruit Zeb for some nebulous Rebel-style mission. Probably Carson Teva, too.

That’s largely a myth, but then again exorcisms aren’t real either, so why not go full bore and say yeah, in this movie a priest has to ride a shark the whole time he’s exorcising it.

Well, Shark Exorcist is famously extremely terrible, so results may vary.