Is it the butt?

Give it two weeks for the cycle to die down and he’ll realize he’s madder about something he or his favorite pundit made up that democrats might be doing than any actual crimes between republicans and quietly let them keep the money.

Just about every movie theater within 10 miles of me has a lovely bar that they installed, maybe had open for six months, then just gave up on and have allowed to gather dust ever since. Dunno if it just didn’t work or if the prices were akin to airport booze or what. I assume people feel less like they lack…

Look, not to gaslight or anything, but Leslie Jones is crazy

That’s fine, as long as some fool and their money were parted, I’m not particular.

Who gives a shit?

Weird, in all the times I’ve been there I’ve never felt especially like I ought to get up and go bond with the rich guys a few tables over.

Man I miss when AV Club would actually do the worst costume round ups instead of just being paid to shill for whatever.  This sort of thing used to get roasted, now I’m being told “Hell yeah, go buy a bunch of White Castle, dress as a White Castle billboard, and head to a party to shill some White Castle.  Thank God I…

No no, THEY don’t talk about Bruno.  We can.

You know what would be a whole lot cooler than FFVII having some stuff that references Chrono Trigger?

Having some new Chrono Trigger.

It’s fine, he clearly just based him on the old Something Awful meme of this guy called “Eggman.” Why here!  Here is the very Eggman himself!

Oh you’re absolutely right, he’d be great.  He was apparently the host of the last season of This Is Not Happening, which was like a themed stand up story show.  He took over from Ari Shaffir.

What point are you trying to make right now? Your question was “When was the last time they used Mickey for anything more than a trademark” not “and also to my weird standards I’ll disclose when I realize it was months ago.”

Hasn’t he had one already?  Granted I think it was some “He introduces clips of stand up comedians” thing.

Next you’re gonna tell me that Jim Gaffigan isn’t constantly surrounded by people stage whispering about how he’s acting weird.

Why would she stay in Scientology?  They failed at the one thing they generally offer celebrity families here, protection from consequences.

The long-forgotten year of 2023. Disney Illusion Island on Switch, new Mickey cartoons on Disney+.  He’s sort of experiencing a renaissance right now.

Of course, they can’t do that.  So until they can, it’s sackcloth and hair shirts for the lot of them.

They’re two thirds of the Greek Chorus for the whole movie!  They get most of the opening number, and it’s one of the best songs in there.

Can’t go 100% off message if there’s a chance that TLC ever comes a callin’ regarding spinoffs, so doors must be left at least a little open.