The long-forgotten year of 2023. Disney Illusion Island on Switch, new Mickey cartoons on Disney+.  He’s sort of experiencing a renaissance right now.

Of course, they can’t do that.  So until they can, it’s sackcloth and hair shirts for the lot of them.

They’re two thirds of the Greek Chorus for the whole movie!  They get most of the opening number, and it’s one of the best songs in there.

Can’t go 100% off message if there’s a chance that TLC ever comes a callin’ regarding spinoffs, so doors must be left at least a little open.

“Amber Heard spent two months designing Overwatch Mercy cosplay for ex Elon Musk”

Not to excuse it, but this was just every show, and not just in that time period.  On set accountability is practically new, it’s why you see guys like Jeff Garlin being genuinely shocked when he gets kicked off a show for stuff he thought was harmless for decades (obviously it wasn’t).

Wow what a relief because I was being extremely serious and not just jokin’ around at the article author’s expense at all.  I was so mad until this very moment and you have talked me off the anger ledge.

Sorry, I ain’t scabbin’ for Saoirse Ronan or nobody. Don’t you know there’s strikes on?

I love how you can tell a Miyazaki protagonist by haircut, they’re all perfectly designed to slowly fluff up and raise during moments of stress, magic, or stressful magic.

Been here 40+ years and never seen one. They sound fake to me.

What a perfect chance for Gaffigan to bring back his “high pitched whisper inside voice” bit.

In that picture he kinda looks like one of those forward facing dolphins from Super Mario World.

As good as the best Pizza Hut delivery I’ve ever had?  Awful?

A good time.

So the gag was basically that you went to a hog roast, which is where hogs are roasted, and were served hog, smoked, which is not roasted.  But a roast is also a term for a type of comedian gathering at which a celebrity who is being celebrated sits and is insulted about their life.  Also I have COVID and was super…

I recently had to give up sugar, and basically quickly realized when I did that ketchup is just vinegar/sugar/salt sauce, that there are a LOT of those sauces, and that we’ve sort of arbitrarily assigned some of them as either classy or cheap.  I miss them all about equally.

Wait, so was it smoked or roasted? Or wait, it was a smoked hog and then you spent 90 minutes telling jokes about it’s career failures and tiny dick.

Runner up moment for me still feels like it had to be an extremely dry joke, it was Hollywood telling some contest making an ice cream cake thing that he thought peanut butter and grape jelly sounded like a dodgy, untested combination that wouldn’t pay off.

One of my favorite head slap moments in show history is when the challenge was “Make an American style pie” and it immediately cut to Paul in confessional format saying “What the contestants don’t know is I hate American pies and think they’re trash so if they want to win this they’ll need to make a proper British…

You know what?  You’re absolutely right.