“It’s so popular we’re actually going to allow it be aired, at least the first five episodes, before canceling and deleting it for tax writeoffs!”

Man by that logic we’d never have to hear from weirdo right wing billionaires again.  We do though, so I think that there isn’t any real “I can relax and shut the fuck up” amount of money for these people.

He knows eventually he’ll become a right wing media darling and start being able to live off just that.

Because of puritanical credit card processing companies, OnlyFans will occasionally feint towards a pivot to no sex content, then retreat after they find a new processor, because they know where the bread is creampied.  Buttered.

So which part of Heavy Metal, I wonder?  I hope it’s the part where John Candy can’t walk around with his dork hanging out.

The stuff on screen in integral to any reshoot of the show.  If I think leather trenchcoat Joker with metal teeth and a thousand tattoos looks stupid, I don’t think there’s a scene you could have cut where I’d be like “Oh, I like that awful Hot Topic X Machine Gun Kelly vibe they were angling for now!” 

I love Howitt and am super looking forward to this, but what the heck is that PBY doing over mainland Germany?  There better be a real good monster style answer to my pedantic WW2 concerns!

They didn’t even bother approaching the word “affordable” in their own press briefing, so you can assume that even if ground breaks it’ll be for a bunch of Spanish tile roof McMansions that start in the 1.5-2.5m range that will sit empty, owned largely by flipper and the foreign market.

So does this just mean the next big match this dude has the other player will also just immediately resign in protest and start this over again?

It’s like... I saw the pieces he used to build the movie, and I didn’t like them. There isn’t a way I can envision arranging those pieces into a thing I would like. His tatted up Hot Topic deep voice serious Joker, his hot pants Harley, fuckin Katana, I just don’t care. I don’t care if you think the studio made…

Rex is almost certainly dead, the clones aged faster by design and this is set like 15-20 years after we last saw one of the clones as a bearded homeless derelict in Obi-Wan.

Man talk about a headline designed to sit in that bullshit news thing you see when you haven’t reset your browser’s home screen.

Remind me wasn’t she also the one that said the vaccine made her cousin’s balls swell up so bad his fiancee left him at an altar in Trinidad or something?  There must be a certain threshold of ass bigness and hair pinkness that grants carte blanche to being a fuckin’ idiot.

You could call them Credit Quests because they’re the ones that trigger that hopefully skippable credits sequence.

Oh you can’t spoil it for me. He gets offed by his own honor guard after assuming that he’d maintain their loyalty indefinitely. It was neat of Leia to figure out she was the Mal’ary’ush (or however that was spelled) but it was still just “You’re from an important bloodline” junk that has always tended to clutter up…

You do not, in fact, have to hand it to predatory gacha shit.

I love Thrawn, but a schemic tactician is hardly unique here, it just looks that way when you don’t bring up Tarkin, Krennic, Gideon, those sorts of guys.

I thought the ending was sort of ambiguous, the space whales just trapped them both in a bubble and went to hyperspace, right?

Anyway I have no idea if that’s Ezra in there, that’s not even a theory of mine really.  I just think they want us to speculate that it might be, and that’s why they went with faceless…

Oh that’s easy, the fruit code for all fruit is 4011.  It’s bananas, and they’re always the cheapest.

Oh and if it helps they’re almost certainly covering Marrok’s face and not letting him talk because they want us to guess that’s he’s mind-wiped Ezra Bridger.