One of my favorite SNES games right there.

What could possibly still be embarassing about Britney Spears. It could leak out that she only pees into the cupped hands of her butler and I wouldn’t really react. I feel like he thinks those cards have more value than they do.

Lyft drivers are often incentivized not to bother with you either.  I was in Indianapolis for GenCon recently and we’d often have 6-8 lyfts or ubers cancel our ride immediately after taking it because our hotel was about a 15 minute drive from the convention center, and there was more money to be made in doing short…

Sabine’s look reminds me of that One Piece show Netflix has going where they tried to just slavishly recreate a cartoon character in live action, and it comes off looking too clean and smooth.  She looks like she’s cosplaying as Sabine, which is markedly different from looking like Sabine.  Needed to be dirtier or…

Muting basically means “They still see your posts and can engage with them, you just can’t see it.”  So why is that different?  Because your awful harassers will just retweet your stuff and encourage their awful friends to dogpile on you for them, forever.  It turns a one stop solution into a finger in an…

Ever expanding game in all the ways except you know, the ones we promised when we sold it to you.

Will it?  He can happily mount half-assed defenses at each level til the Florida Supreme Court gets it, and it’s frankly wild we don’t hear about that bunch of fascist Federalist vultures more often, because they will unabashedly hand down a pro-DeSantis ruling within 3 minutes of starting deliberations, and two of…

“Don’t say switch-ish”

Hey if you don’t like it stay off my Feeld profile.

The rumor sounds like it was reversed.  There were only two turtles in the original game, and screenshots of the missing ones have been seen in this new game’s marketing, so it seems like they’re going to all four turtles now instead of away from it.

So the best thing about it is the one screen it has visible when it isn’t folded?  Because you know that’s also a widely available feature on all phones that don’t flip.

No Mac and Me?  No sale!

Whattaya know, I’ve got something in common with this guy!  Stars, they really are just like us.

Gray Jedi are a stupid concept and I hope he never gets around to them. All “Sometimes I get to shoot a little force lightning but just as a treat.” It would work better (but not really) if they were just called “Nicer Sith.”

Fair enough, it’s a variant rule in 5e as well.  But why did they bother enforcing it?  It’s a dumb rule, there’s a reason it’s generally not core.

The crit fail on natural 1 thing is especially irksome, because D&D DOESN’T DO THAT! It’s a fucking meme! No edition of D&D has ever treated a skill roll of a 1 as anything other than “1 lower than a 2.” Larian added that memey lolrandom bullshit in there themselves for, as far as I can tell, no reason at all.  It got…

Sweet Le Petomane impression she’s got going on there.

Oh my god I hate it so much when I’m out with my daughter and people we know ask if I’m babysitting today.  No!  She’s my goddamn kid!  I’m parenting!

Hey, they can always threaten one of this new Scotty’s fingers.  Doohan lost one in WW2 to friendly fire.

Part of the problem for the regular Star Wars land is that a lot of the interactive and walk around elements slated for it were eventually sequestered into exclusively appearing in the hotel.  The only aliens you ever see walking around Black Spire Outpost are... Chewbacca.  Meanwhile all the Twi’leks, Zabraks, and so…

Mild potshots at comic book movies aside, Djimon Honsou’s tiny role in that “Black Panther as Star-Lord” What If episode ruled, he was so excited.