He doesn’t really look like that anymore, nowadays he just looks like a normal old dad who is wearing a last second Jack Sparrow outfit.

Wow, the music really sounds like they borrowed the team that was doing JLU back in the day.

Oh sure, fair enough.

Several of these look like the brief was just “Take Jojo Siwa deathly serious.”

I feel like “Tanner sisters” probably does a lot of the lifting that swapping woman out for “person” leaves unsaid, right? I doubt anyone thinks of uncle Jesse as one of the Tanner sisters.

Yeah, but it didn’t get big enough to stop him. I need the finishing blow delivered so I don’t keep finding “Moonbug Enterkidstain presents” channels and shit being recommended to my daughter. I must have blocked twenty goddamn channels already.  He’s got new books on shelves at Target!   Dude needs to be like six…

Can the internet do Blippi next?  I’m sick of having to block every one of his dumb fucking channels.

I guess I just went to the worst White Castle in the world then, in Indianapolis.  Texture best described as “wet loose clump,” flavor like being trapped in a sauna with a guy that has bad onion breath.

So the idea is that Monae, a performer that already built success and a widespread audience while consistently dressing like a stage magician, has been forced by the industry to get her tits out?  And they just did it now?

Is there a different hall of fame for people that don’t want to eat pallid grey squares heaped atop buns so steamed that they are the consistency of toothpaste?

No, that was Pagon, one of Gravik’s men.  Who, sure, might also be Rhodey, who knows.

What’s the matter Chief? Yeah, you haven’t even touched your Banana Kaboom!

“Tron 3

Yeah, as much as I would also love to pretend this is just desserts for the Flash movie or something, it’s SAG-AFTRA causing this, not box office receipts or Ezra Miller or whatever. If the actor’s guild strikes, they can’t parade Jason Momoa around on stage to say “YEAH” about Aquaman 2., full stop. They can show up…

This may be temporarily painful but it’s fundamentally irrelevant, when he’s the nominee in 2026 every one of these hooting dumbfucks will just vote for the R next to his name anyway.

Not one frothing internet chud I have ever seen has mentioned any of that. It may have been an inciting incident but the only part that matters now is what it incited.

They are very supportive of LGBTQ rights and have rolled out a number of pro-LGBTQ practices and rules over the last few years. They are currently the #1 trusted brand by queer folks in the country (according to YouGov polling).

Replace him with Don Cheadle!  Also replace Chris Pratt with Don Cheadle.  And hell, Don Cheadle for Hela.

Does his dick give lectures on half-baked metaphors or something?

I figure they had to keep her off world because if she was out in space doing any research and actually came back she’d say like “Hey, I’ve been asking around and it turns out it’s not just the Kree, literally any spacefaring race that’s heard of the Skrulls says they have a real problem with being warmongering…