Who better to spearhead a return to less saccharine animation than a guy that almost never actually follows through on any of his announced plans?

Usually the writing response is “It’s like throwing a rock in a pond to create ripples, the ripples go in every direction.”

Doc Samson is in the MCU.  He was in the 2013 Hulk movie, played by Ty Burrell, they can bring him on back and green up his hair any time.

I’m also experiencing an ambitious butt drought.

For some reason the thing that bugs me the most about this is that the air people are clouds so really they’re just diffuse water people.

So are the air guys really air or just very lightweight water guys?

And based on that last paragraph you didn’t want to have to write this!

I only hope is has the longevity of that Switch chocobo Mario Kart clone!

There’s something at least a little funny about “We wanted the full chocolate experience, so we ordered everything with chocolate on it, and as soon as the first thing came out, I just didn’t eat the chocolate on it.”

Also remind me which of the MCU TV shows were getting a second season, was it the various ones that aren’t about multiverse stuff or the two that are extensively about multiverse stuff?  Oh, it was Loki and What If?  Wild!  Truly wild.

Are dutch angles special effects? Because those were a worse aspect of Battlefield Earth than the dated CGI. That whole movie seems to have been filmed with a drunk tripod. Hell everything about that movie is worse than the special effects.  Travolta’s scream voice, “ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL,” the Harriers that are…

Man is this ever some disingenuous trash. Cherry picking examples and all. I think my favorite part is this:

I was hoping it would just be Triana Orpheus and maybe her mom doing some sorcerer shit, with the notion that it’s finally Mom Venture being a dodge.

In terms of Hasbro properties that recently had a successful film, there’s Dungeons & Dragons.

Pap is actually still a pretty commonly used word, just in a bunch of Southern African nations. It’s called mielie pap and it’s a stiff corn porridge served with just a ton of meals.

No, it’s From Jafar to Kelly

His opinion was that there needs to be someone that says “Marvel movies aren’t art movies” which I can’t really agree with, because that’s patently obvious, and it doesn’t matter.  Out of everyone, his opinion was the closest to Bojack Horseman’s mom.  “Well, it wasn’t Ibsen.”

Yeah, makes me wonder if she’d extend that same respect to everyone else.  Like if a writer came on set and was like “Well that’s not how I’d act those lines, stand aside please” would she be down?  After all, they weren’t just hired to be a printer.

I feel like 90% sure that we’ll never hear the name “Sabra” in the movie, and that she’ll be a superhero the same way like Sharon Carter was. They’ll probably just call her Agent Bat-Seraph, which is the character’s real name.  Even if I’m wrong, it’ll be like she gets a super punch in at one point and references that…

There’s a whole other movie to load down with more Spider-People.