I only hope is has the longevity of that Switch chocobo Mario Kart clone!

There’s something at least a little funny about “We wanted the full chocolate experience, so we ordered everything with chocolate on it, and as soon as the first thing came out, I just didn’t eat the chocolate on it.”

Also remind me which of the MCU TV shows were getting a second season, was it the various ones that aren’t about multiverse stuff or the two that are extensively about multiverse stuff?  Oh, it was Loki and What If?  Wild!  Truly wild.

Are dutch angles special effects? Because those were a worse aspect of Battlefield Earth than the dated CGI. That whole movie seems to have been filmed with a drunk tripod. Hell everything about that movie is worse than the special effects.  Travolta’s scream voice, “ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL,” the Harriers that are…

Man is this ever some disingenuous trash. Cherry picking examples and all. I think my favorite part is this:

I was hoping it would just be Triana Orpheus and maybe her mom doing some sorcerer shit, with the notion that it’s finally Mom Venture being a dodge.

In terms of Hasbro properties that recently had a successful film, there’s Dungeons & Dragons.

Pap is actually still a pretty commonly used word, just in a bunch of Southern African nations. It’s called mielie pap and it’s a stiff corn porridge served with just a ton of meals.

No, it’s From Jafar to Kelly

His opinion was that there needs to be someone that says “Marvel movies aren’t art movies” which I can’t really agree with, because that’s patently obvious, and it doesn’t matter.  Out of everyone, his opinion was the closest to Bojack Horseman’s mom.  “Well, it wasn’t Ibsen.”

Yeah, makes me wonder if she’d extend that same respect to everyone else.  Like if a writer came on set and was like “Well that’s not how I’d act those lines, stand aside please” would she be down?  After all, they weren’t just hired to be a printer.

I feel like 90% sure that we’ll never hear the name “Sabra” in the movie, and that she’ll be a superhero the same way like Sharon Carter was. They’ll probably just call her Agent Bat-Seraph, which is the character’s real name.  Even if I’m wrong, it’ll be like she gets a super punch in at one point and references that…

There’s a whole other movie to load down with more Spider-People.

When does his book tour start?

And would be even better still if George Noory would hurry and follow him in there.

You literally can make this shit up!

We do learn she’s Ross’ ex-wife, so I guess if the goal is for her to have married all the government agents we’re on track.

I wrote a cookbook a while back and the publishers hired a food stylist to recreate the recipes for the photo work in there, and it was amazing to see food I thought looked pretty damn good after it went through their process. The burger on the cover of the book looks better than any burger I’ve ever seen, and it’s…

No it didn’t.

How much of the show does he spend hocking NFTs?