Hard truth: Most of the stuff we did as kids is too expensive to do now. All the “Kids stay/fly free” stuff in airlines or vacation spots are gone, because why bother?  Rich people will still go.  Vegas, all airlines, all theme parks, presumably all ski resorts.  The age of trying to convince people to go is over,…

She’s arriving as a complete look from a cartoon show where boob armor was 100% the norm.

You got a Diablo VI in there among all the Diablo IVs.  Really looking forward to that one!

Man the less time we spend with the Mandalorians as a group the better, frankly. They seem to have no interests beyond stating the obvious or repeating proverbs. Like would it kill the showrunners to show any of these people talk about food or the weather or something? They’re always just like “I will train by…

I do wish they’d drop the attempts at being cute at least. Like the point of the restriction wasn’t just to create a fun new thing to argue about, it was about liquid-stored explosives. It’s basically the sandwich argument if the sandwich argument in full was “Is a hot dog a sandwich? Because if it isn’t and it’s over…

I recently found out I’m diabetic, it runs in the family and was sort of a matter of time, and my doctor promptly stuck me on Ozempic.  I had never heard of it, so it was nice to take the shot, head outside, check twitter, and immediately find I was now on the forefront of yet another culture war.  Can’t wait to find…

Erin Kellyman is already dead in the MCU, so at least they can’t get her.  And she was part of an unpopular Star Wars movie too!  What a great deal.  She’ll just sit there unless James Gunn comes calling.

Possibly, though this is set about 23 years before TFA.

Had to think for a second to recall that not only were those two episodes of BOBF actually Mandalorian storyline, but that they represent a two year time skip that never gets textually mentioned.

Is every one of these reviews gonna be about Andor? Gotta decide if I wanna keep going here. I liked the show too, but this is a different show set around 12 years later, so we shouldn’t expect everything to be identical, yeah?

James Gunn had virtually nothing to do with this, but heck, this isn’t even the last DCU movie from before his slate, it’s like fourth to last. I guess we’ll just hear the same stuff about DCU blowing up in articles about the Flash movie, the Blue Beetle movie, and the Aquaman movie that are all still coming.

She played his aunt in the movie she was being nominated for.

The ape representation in the very first Mario Kart wasn’t Donkey Kong, it was Donkey Kong Jr, with the white shirt, so that seems like a pretty simple inclusion.

That said I’ve always wanted more SMB2 rep so as long as we’re getting Birdo how great would Mouser and Wart be?

Four-armed cyborg monster with a hunched posture makes me think it was at least supposed to invoke Grievous.

I was genuinely worried, despite loving Andor, that it was going to turn reviewers into this. Just like “If it’s sci-fi or fantastical I hate it, all good Star Wars is depressed dirty spies murdering each other in alleys from now on.” Like Star Wars is cool, Sam, that’s why you watch it.

Watch in a few years it’ll have…

I assume the Waititi one is just slightly further out and they’ll cancel it right before they actually have to spend any money.  They seem to now be in the business of suggesting Star Wars movies.

I assume they’re already printing one of those “You got it rough in the aging department here’s a lifetime achievement one” trophies for Willis.

What I can’t wait for is the stage when the fans start adding facings in the candy wall by shoving adjacent product out of the way and shit.  Wal-Mart all having to have an employee stand in the aisle to stop weirdo fans from trying to please their internet idol by dumping the Hershey bars on the floor and all.  We…

I guess that link goes to Shark Tale, the movie where Will Smith plays a tiny little fish?

I just hope he has them finally develop an app game that lets me play as all my favorite Final Fantasy characters from the rich history of the franchise in one party if I open enough gemboxes, and they can do meaningless battles that earn some sort of currency I don’t understand that refreshes once hourly unless I…

No it isn’t, his stuff already got made a while ago, we don’t need his stuff to be made today. I can go buy Blazing Saddles if I want, it’s on the internet and everything!