Been a while, but I’m pretty sure Brock told a guard he had keys up his ass, and when they went in to get them he clenched hard enough to break the guys arm and then used him as a club to beat his friends, but it was Brock’s ass doing the grabbing.

That movie didn’t have any old beardy white dudes in it. Dude better be playing Jumba.

There’s a fairly famous comics scene of him being casually dismissed as a non-threat by Thanos, then Kang just touches him and accelerates his local time, turning Thanos into a skeleton in a second.

You know they say all sliders are created equal, but you look at White Castle and you look at other sliders and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another slider you got a 84/16 mix of bun and grease. But a White Castle Slider is a genetic freak, and it’s not normal! So…

The problem is just that his choice of rationale was “fidelity.” If it had been as simple as “personal preference” or “a sense of discomfort” you’d see a lot less kerfuffle about it. The problem of course being that he’s equating sex scenes with infidelity, and sort of inadvertently accusing everyone else filming sex…

And they’ve already connected Blade to Black Knight for some reason or another.

Remember when we went headfirst into crypto and had some completely cringe tweet about how all his haters can’t possibly be creators?

Fuck you, headline writer guy!

I started around what, 1995?

Guys I accidentally a vagina is that bad?

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

Basically if we just keep being nice to her while she campaigns politically and spends gobs of money on horrible bigotry, she’ll eventually tucker herself out.  I think that’s the idea?

Or for someone else to have one, I guess, since there’s a whole lane at this thing dedicated to postmates type stuff.

Judy and Nick have already retired to start a PI firm, it’ll be fine.

You could also replace Animal Man with Vixen if you wanted less white dudes in your roster.

Yeesh I tapped out at three.  What if BATMAN WAS THE JOKER, even if the comics were pretty good, is just the most boring ass shit that a company that we’re already sorta mad at for just making Batman and Joker shit over and over again for decades, could possibly do.

I think the thing that bothers me here the most is dragging Miss Marvel into this, as if by association I’m supposed to think “Well, this show has to be as good as that one if the protagonist is at least as brown if not browner!” Except that Miss Marvel is a crazy good adaptation of a character I would have thought…

It’ll never happen for some reason, but I want those Final Fantasy pixel remasters to show up on Switch already.

I sorta wanted to know why Renaissance was being billed as a queer album but not enough to ask in a comment because that’d invariably come off sarcastic, so I went and looked it up and damn, okay. The article I read laid it out really well for the most part, the only mistake being leading with “It sounds a lot like…

Pretty sure Blac Chyna is helping some space orc steal the power from Wicket and Cindel. Or maybe she’s a Necromonger, whichever is less memorable.