Yeesh I tapped out at three.  What if BATMAN WAS THE JOKER, even if the comics were pretty good, is just the most boring ass shit that a company that we’re already sorta mad at for just making Batman and Joker shit over and over again for decades, could possibly do.

I think the thing that bothers me here the most is dragging Miss Marvel into this, as if by association I’m supposed to think “Well, this show has to be as good as that one if the protagonist is at least as brown if not browner!” Except that Miss Marvel is a crazy good adaptation of a character I would have thought…

It’ll never happen for some reason, but I want those Final Fantasy pixel remasters to show up on Switch already.

I sorta wanted to know why Renaissance was being billed as a queer album but not enough to ask in a comment because that’d invariably come off sarcastic, so I went and looked it up and damn, okay. The article I read laid it out really well for the most part, the only mistake being leading with “It sounds a lot like…

Pretty sure Blac Chyna is helping some space orc steal the power from Wicket and Cindel. Or maybe she’s a Necromonger, whichever is less memorable.

Or Jurassic 5?

I skip the .gif debate by calling them “graphic ifs” which people apparently hate even more.  This is how I win.

I’ve had to see it and I shall not.  Besides they aren’t food, they’re ikes.

Rupert Grint?  I thought he like retired to drive around an ice cream truck or something.

Fine, let’s throw it back.  No one has ever made a good movie about food in a grocery store.

Someone’s forgetting about Cory in the House.

I’d guess the opposite.  Imagine the comedown from having to act that ridiculously grim and serious when you’re not personally like that. 

My girlfriend hates celery.  When a recipe calls for a mirepoix, I generally make a sofrito instead.  Changes the flavor, rarely for the worse though.

“This is the ultimate embodiment of role-playing; allowing the player to be evil. Additionally, this was important because it comes from a place of non-judgement by the game creators. If you want to be evil, be evil.”

Ah, wish they had done that a few years ago, the only location there was around here is now a third shoe store in the mall it was in.

Weird jump to assuming she’s sane.

Will there be a cranberry version in the winter?  If not, this will miss my cart entirely.

I uhh, I wanna make it very clear that that was a joke and I am not saying the Brilliant.com ever offered classes in Asian as an accent.  I would have assumed it was ridiculous enough to be perceived as such, but this is the internet.

Clearly Brilliant.com had just launched a new class on how to do a fake Asian accent.

No, no of course you are.  It’ll just be some sort of mobile gatcha thing.