Current record for jumpy robots is 110 feet.

I might wait to buy Hasbro things until I see how the OGL fiasco shakes out.  You know, the one there’s also an article about on Kotaku right now?

Well, the Guardians are similar to the X-Men in that there’s a million of them, so any actors that want to survive this and do can pass the torch later to like Vance Astro, Moondragon, Noh-var, Phyla-Vell, Agent Venom, Cosmic Ghost Rider, Shadowcat, whatever. I doubt they bother for a while, but they sure could.

Yep, they sure turned him silly.  Why he used to be a giant green human mostly famous for panels where he plays the saxophone!

Shoulda watched the clip first.

Quit babying the man, people lose jobs all the time. Makes you wonder how Leslie Grace felt when they waited for her to finish the movie, then announced it wasn’t getting released.  If Cavill’s really hurt, he’s worth about 40 million green sheets of tissue paper he can cry into about it.  Except he won’t because he…

Hell they’ll probably also skip how Julien was the male partner for three generations in a row of Mayfair daughters.  They just want “Sexy smart witch love triangle.”

Dunno, I didn’t actually watch it. I just see a love triangle between Lasher and some new guy, and not a mention of Michael anywhere.

Notably Rowan in particular was absolutely a size queen. Half the first book is her revealing how she only goes after giant firemen because she’s killed people accidentally and only wants to get fucked by heroes, and they have to be big of dick enough to actually hurt her, because she thinks she can only enjoy sex if…

Yeah, hard to count on a lot of sex when they apparently cut Rowan’s husband as a character entirely. Where’s big old sweater wearin’ Michael?

I’d watch it if they turned it into sci-fi.  Might as well at this point.  Let’s get a hologram Moriarti along with some jokes about how Star Trek already did that.  Eurus runs the world now and Holmes and Watson are on the run and hiding or something.  They already made it completely ridiculous, might as well lean…

Man oh man, I’m not even a vegetarian, let alone a vegan, and no you don’t speak for all of us when you take some weird pleasure in one of them getting punched into changing their diet.  What the fuck.  If the show wasn’t as celebratory of this as the listicle item was, hooray.

Yeah, there’s a reason that Obi-Wan is a failed burnout jedi.  It’s that he failed and burned out.

It’s also kinda wild in a countdown for TYOOL 2022 that a complaint for anything ever at all would be “This needs Tim Allen.”

He mostly does “Black kids these days with their expensive hats and their sagging pants lack respectability” type material nowadays.

“He’s simply a rapper who was of shooting Megan Thee Stallion in the foot. That’s it. He’s not unique.”

Someone stop that monster Diane Keaton, she’s threatening the world’s reserve of endangered turtlenecks and giant kitchen islands!

So I gotta ask a control question here, because of my girlfriend. She thinks anything with any coconut flavor but not visible coconut tastes like sunscreen, automatically. Every time we order cocktails if there’s even a hint of like actual coconut cream in there or something it’s immediately “You can have mine, it…

Note that not one of them said they’d ban crime.

I’d vote for any ban that includes that Ryan Reynolds/Will Ferrell whatever Spirited ad I see everywhere.  What the fuck is it?  Am I supposed to just think it’s about two guys that might run?  I mean I assume it’s another Christmas war of the dads movie like Deck the Halls or Jingle All The Way, but seriously, it’s…