Spider-Punk isn’t missing, he’s on slide 11, walking on the same girder behind Bombastic Bag-Man.

Yeah, he’ll start digging up any day now.  The radicalization spiral is nothing but off ramps!

Either New York, New York, or Who’s That Knocking At My Door.

I genuinely don’t care between the two, but waiters get so scared when they have to ask that I can’t help but imagine the sort of asshole that makes that a problem, so I’ve started defaulting to “And a diet whichever.”  What sucks is that about 40% of the time it doesn’t work, they say “I’m sorry what?” and I have to…

The Senate Map of 2024 for Democrats is absolutely fucking brutal.  She’s eventually just doing what she can to take even these two usable years away from everyone.

Just think how much faster racism will be disseminated in the near future!

I want Alan Tudyk for this.  Dude has no trouble wearing full prosthetics and wearing a mask, can switch between lordly and chilling on a dime, and is a total team player that will happily turn in appearances in whatever post-credit bits you want.

Can’t believe a guy who is currently marketing a movie that needs to make a deeply crazy amount of money to not fail is saying it’s really good compared to movies that made the crazy amount of money in question!  What an unexpected development!

It was about time, we had had three years to figure out if “do a vague dumb voice out of the side of your mouth” was ever going to get funny, and it never did.

But it got a thirty minute standing ovation or whatever the fuck insane shit they do at those film festivals these days!

Listen to your farts, when they’re calling to you.

Smart, that’s a much better thing to announce to the culture sites than just “I’m trying to make my daughter famous, watch this!”

I hope this isn’t how we’re finding out that Elden Henson’s phone isn’t ringing.  This guy is a harmless little chubbler that automatically radiates Foggy energy, but Henson is our boy!

Sounds good, but also Muppets + Benoit Blanc having to solve the murder of Thog backstage while the Muppets prep for a reunion Muppet show special.

Ye’s already posted screeenshots on Truth showing that this is a 12-hour suspension.  The “indefinitely” thing appears to be a plebe-pleasing fiction.

The moon is 238,000 miles up!

Genuine question, has there ever been an explicitly gay character in anything Tim Burton has ever made? All his answers in the past about LGBT content have been generic “I’m not politically correct” type dodges, and regular actors from his movies range from JK Rowling supporting types like Bonham Carter to “All my…

I think it’s a shot at Sandler?  Not sure.

It’s set in the late 60s, so my guess is it’ll be about the space race at least a little. Maybe the dial helps people get to the moon or something.

If the rumor mill is correct, a drab endless gray makes sense for this movie, because it’ll end up on the moon at one point.