Also will be voiced by Pete Davidson.

Well it didn’t have a single leering shot up some actress’ jean shorts.  That’s promising.

Pretty sure Tom Petty would wake up every morning and record three songs about [GIRL] from [STATE] before breakfast. Get on his level, Sufjan.

Save me from some toxic masculinity ass kitchenware labeled “Mannkitchen” and sold exlusively by tattooed bearded lumberjack types. All I can think is “I REQUIRE A FUCKING OUNCE OF GROUND PEPPER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BRO I CAN STILL KINDA TASTE THESE EGGS” is the new “Real men go to Hooters.”

Yeah, wake me up when they do a Frazetta secret lair that’s “Oiled up giant dumpers” themed.  These boring faceless warriors pay no justice to his true ability to draw the best asses in the fantasy art business.

That’s just Sharpton, he had his saturation surgically turned down in the 2010s while he was already in for an issue with his vertical hold.

That woulda been something! Maybe they could have called her... Titania!

If I was gonna blame anything besides bad marketing, it’d be Martin Short’s yelly, stupid, harbinger of Jar Jar performance.

I remember seeing it vividly, because it was the only movie I ever saw at a drive-in as a child. The rotoscoped skeleton sequences were super cool. The Prydain chronicles are also absolutely worth reading.

What’s always amusing to me, the critical outsider, is how all these high priced tasting menus sound the same every time. Like I saw the headline and just thought “Well, let’s read ahead until we hit foie gras, iberico, and truffles.” The only thing I was surprised by was that they substituted fancy spanish tuna for…

 Maybe they can call him for something else.  Dude plays a good creep.  But like, the whole reason the X-Men movies are so far off still is waiting out the actor contracts, right?  If they wanted him as Xavier, they’d be in prepro already.

Heck yeah, ever seen McCinsey’s Island? Tour de force performance.

They only bought it because they weirdly perceived it as a left-wing space.  A guy like Thiel will have two possible goals here.  Turn Twitter into Kiwifarms in six months, or destroy it entirely.  Either one is fine.

I think I’ll just buckle out.

Look, it was hinted at so it should happen.

Also I think it did totally suck.  I never watched it, I was just aware of it.  Anyway, I dunno if the contracts are different for cartoons or live action.  Actually, no one does, the contracts are generally kept pretty secret.  Honestly a lot of these articles about them and the comment sections therein are just pure…

Why would how many people remember it matter?  You saying Universal just forgot it existed before they got around to suing?

Pretty sure TV shows are not off the table. Disney has been making Hulk shows for years. Agents of Smash for example ran from 2013-2015, which means it was happening around the time of Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy, and was both made for and distributed by Disney for Disney Channel. Similarly, Disney has…

Really not super complicated, he wants to play his Thor Lear.  Fine, big up his beard, give him his eyepatch, and you don’t even have to kill him, just have him ride a chariot off into the distant universe to explore creation, maybe leaving behind Love to be raised by a certain awesome Korbonite.

We don’t know Cap is dead.  We just know he’s really old.